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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2955 on: February 27, 2009, 11:22:24 AM »
Anyhoo, Tesco have just delivered my new tin opener
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2956 on: February 27, 2009, 12:06:35 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2957 on: February 27, 2009, 12:22:49 PM »
It's only a tin opener  ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2958 on: February 27, 2009, 12:26:45 PM »
It's only a tin opener  ::)

Yes but you are in charge of it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2959 on: February 27, 2009, 12:27:05 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2960 on: February 27, 2009, 01:30:17 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?
I should telephone the ambulance now while you still have the necessary digits to do so....  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2961 on: February 27, 2009, 01:33:00 PM »
Something with eggs and mushrooms tonight. We seem to have a lot of both  redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2962 on: February 27, 2009, 01:40:52 PM »
Something with eggs and mushrooms tonight. We seem to have a lot of both  redface:
Crepes al funghi con banane?

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2963 on: February 27, 2009, 01:43:01 PM »
Good plan!! Mrs Nick will be delighted surprised
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2964 on: February 27, 2009, 01:43:16 PM »
Something with eggs and mushrooms tonight. We seem to have a lot of both  redface:
I've just been to see a customer in Coral Bay...

Their house is in the middle of a banana plantation - I thought of you!  point:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2965 on: February 27, 2009, 01:43:42 PM »
Did they give you one?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2966 on: February 27, 2009, 01:44:35 PM »
Did they give you one?
No, all the trees were stripped bare - some large order for Tesco apparently!  point:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2967 on: February 27, 2009, 01:45:28 PM »
I have just ruined my keyboard you bastard
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2968 on: February 27, 2009, 01:47:02 PM »
I have just ruined my keyboard you bastard

You walked right into it!  happy001
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2969 on: February 27, 2009, 01:47:24 PM »
Did they give you one?
No, all the trees were stripped bare - some large order for Tesco apparently!  point:
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