Dinner tonight

[Uncle Mort]

I thought it was in Italy.

[Nick]

Yes, I think it erupted a few years back 

[Snoopy]

http://www.chris-d.net/polari/

[Snoopy]

Tonight the remains of yesterday's beef joint cut into thin strips and stir fried in a black bean sauce along with mushrooms, peppers and sundry end of packet frozen veggies all to be served on a bed of rice.

Yes you've guessed it ~ not going on holiday but SWWLTBO wishes to defrost the big freezer, that's the one in the garage not the half of the "American" Fridge Freezer in the kitchen.

[Pastis]

I actually like the sound of that... a mega stir fry 

Meanwhile, summat from the freezer chucked in the oven that I made far too much of last week with, yet again some steamed kurly kale. It'll prolly need a side order of ketchup.

[Snoopy]

I actually like the sound of that... a mega stir fry 

Meanwhile, summat from the freezer chucked in the oven that I made far too much of last week with, yet again some steamed kurly kale. It'll prolly need a side order of ketchup.

And Andrex if Kurly Kale (which I lurve) does to you what it does to me.

[Pastis]

I actually like the sound of that... a mega stir fry 

Meanwhile, summat from the freezer chucked in the oven that I made far too much of last week with, yet again some steamed kurly kale. It'll prolly need a side order of ketchup.

And Andrex if Kurly Kale (which I lurve) does to you what it does to me.

 

Nope. A lovely veg though, specially a generous squirt of lemon juice.  That's a Nigella expression btw, a generous squirt 

[Snoopy]

I actually like the sound of that... a mega stir fry 

Meanwhile, summat from the freezer chucked in the oven that I made far too much of last week with, yet again some steamed kurly kale. It'll prolly need a side order of ketchup.

And Andrex if Kurly Kale (which I lurve) does to you what it does to me.

 

Nope. A lovely veg though, specially a generous squirt of lemon juice.  That's a Nigella expression btw, a generous squirt 

Indeedy it is ~ I tend towards the Keith Floyd style of measurement "Take one metric handful of flour, add a splosh of wine and have a slurp yourself"

[Pastis]

Bugger!  I forgot to turn the oven on 

Oh well, more slurps... 

[Grumpmeister]

Chicken (roast)

No, she said toast... Cloth ears... 

Ah but this is Nick we are talking about BM, it could be planned as a roast and end up as toast. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Tonight the remains of yesterday's beef joint cut into thin strips and stir fried in a black bean sauce along with mushrooms, peppers and sundry end of packet frozen veggies all to be served on a bed of rice.

Yes you've guessed it ~ not going on holiday but SWWLTBO wishes to defrost the big freezer, that's the one in the garage not the half of the "American" Fridge Freezer in the kitchen.

That sounds yummy  - not sure about the frozen veg though 

Does the big freezer actually need defrosting - I can't imagine it's just one of those jobs you fancy doing 

[Snoopy]

Tonight the remains of yesterday's beef joint cut into thin strips and stir fried in a black bean sauce along with mushrooms, peppers and sundry end of packet frozen veggies all to be served on a bed of rice.

Yes you've guessed it ~ not going on holiday but SWWLTBO wishes to defrost the big freezer, that's the one in the garage not the half of the "American" Fridge Freezer in the kitchen.

That sounds yummy  - not sure about the frozen veg though 

Does the big freezer actually need defrosting - I can't imagine it's just one of those jobs you fancy doing 

It's an annual event and helps to ensure she doesn't actually poison us all.

The sundry veg packet emptyings turned out to be about 12 frozen peas a spoonful of sweetcorn and some cut runner beans. TBH I can't understand why she never finishes a packet of anything but never leaves a full portion either. Spread between five plates those few bits to empty the packet cannot be so difficult ~ can it?

She does it with cereals too. I counted 15 cornflakes left in a packet the other day ~ three kids and you can't manage to use those up by putting five more flakes into each breakfast bowl?

[Miss Demeanour]

That drives me banana's 

Looking in a cupboard thinking you have breakfast cereals etc  then hearing the whinge at 7.o0 in the morning because you failed to notice that in a huge ferk off box only 10 squares had been left and somehow this is your fault 

[Pastis]

Sorry, but....  to the last two posts...

I did it the other day with a box of tagliatelle.....   Nothing but 2 crumbs of pasta left 

[Miss Demeanour]

But why didn't you just throw it away 

It is the same at work - every other day there is someone celebrating a birthday, divorce, baby etc. So in rolls the usual selection of cakes, pastries and fruit (for the bl00dy annoying Vegans ) . Almost always they are either from Marks or Sainsbury's. The cattle come up , feed from the trough and then walk away. Even if they were the last buffalo in the herd and taken the last biscuit, doughnut or French Fancy the carton they arrived in remains there. Empty . Desolate of content. Sited right next to the huge red thing that has very sensibly had the word BIN inscribed on the front of it.

Wouldn't even require a stretch from the lazy, ignorant toe rags