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Offline Barman

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3135 on: March 09, 2009, 08:07:06 PM »
Anyhooo...

Cod 'n chips... and copies amounts of London Pride...  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3136 on: March 09, 2009, 08:07:51 PM »
Sounds revolting  (apart from the chips of course  lol: )
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3137 on: March 09, 2009, 08:08:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2009, 07:53:18 PM

But why didn't you just throw it away  confused2:

I thought it'd remind me to buy some more .... I like'd the packaging .... forgot ... the wine took over ...  happy088
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3138 on: March 09, 2009, 08:11:30 PM »
I've just been to check the fridge. As I suspected! evil:

Minimus is very fond of baked beans ~ nobody else much eats them so she tends to open a tin, put them into a saucepan, heats them all and serves a portion to the boy ~ the rest are left to cool until she deems them cold enough to put into the fridge. Next day they come out again and get reheated and he has another "portion" the remains going back into the fridge. Day three would, you would imagine, see the rest of them off but no, he gets a portion and the rest are put back into the fridge. There they sit, not enough for one portion but "too good to throw away". Why not give the kid a few more, who fecking counts baked beans anyway AND they are only 19 pence a bloody tin  Banghead



And before you ask why not spoon out and heat just one portion at a time? Well she says (i) That it is unhealthy to leave things in an open tin because of the LEAD(?) and (ii) Open tins are a hazard but the saucepan won't cut anybody.

So why not give the poor little sod a few more beans on days 1,2 and 3?  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3139 on: March 09, 2009, 08:11:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2009, 08:07:51 PM
Sounds revolting  (apart from the chips of course  lol: )
I feel sick...  redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3140 on: March 09, 2009, 08:13:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:07:06 PM
Anyhooo...

Cod 'n chips... and copies amounts of London Pride...  cloud9:


Was that one pint copied several times or copious amounts?  whistle:


You're pissed you arse.  ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3141 on: March 09, 2009, 08:13:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:11:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2009, 08:07:51 PM
Sounds revolting  (apart from the chips of course  lol: )
I feel sick...  redface:


The mushy peas were probably off  ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3142 on: March 09, 2009, 08:14:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:11:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2009, 08:07:51 PM
Sounds revolting  (apart from the chips of course  lol: )
I feel sick...  redface:

Overdone it have we  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3143 on: March 09, 2009, 08:22:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:07:06 PM
Anyhooo...

Cod 'n chips... and copies amounts of London Pride...  cloud9:


Was that one pint copied several times or copious amounts?  whistle:


You're pissed you arse.  ::)
A simple spolling mistook Hound!  evil:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3144 on: March 09, 2009, 08:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:11:30 PM
I've just been to check the fridge. As I suspected! evil:

Minimus is very fond of baked beans ~ nobody else much eats them so she tends to open a tin, put them into a saucepan, heats them all and serves a portion to the boy ~ the rest are left to cool until she deems them cold enough to put into the fridge. Next day they come out again and get reheated and he has another "portion" the remains going back into the fridge. Day three would, you would imagine, see the rest of them off but no, he gets a portion and the rest are put back into the fridge. There they sit, not enough for one portion but "too good to throw away". Why not give the kid a few more, who fecking counts baked beans anyway AND they are only 19 pence a bloody tin  Banghead



And before you ask why not spoon out and heat just one portion at a time? Well she says (i) That it is unhealthy to leave things in an open tin because of the LEAD(?) and (ii) Open tins are a hazard but the saucepan won't cut anybody.

So why not give the poor little sod a few more beans on days 1,2 and 3?  cussing:

Oh dear....  happy001 happy001   This is brilliant.... as long as it's not in my kitchen  redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3145 on: March 09, 2009, 08:31:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:22:00 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:07:06 PM
Anyhooo...

Cod 'n chips... and copies amounts of London Pride...  cloud9:


Was that one pint copied several times or copious amounts?  whistle:


You're pissed you arse.  ::)
A simple spolling mistook Hound!  evil:

You are still pissed. ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3146 on: March 09, 2009, 08:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:31:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:22:00 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:07:06 PM
Anyhooo...

Cod 'n chips... and copies amounts of London Pride...  cloud9:


Was that one pint copied several times or copious amounts?  whistle:


You're pissed you arse.  ::)
A simple spolling mistook Hound!  evil:

You are still pissed. ;)
9.6 UK units according to the bottles...  ::)

And yes, I am drinking responsibly....  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3147 on: March 09, 2009, 08:34:17 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 08:22:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:11:30 PM
I've just been to check the fridge. As I suspected! evil:

Minimus is very fond of baked beans ~ nobody else much eats them so she tends to open a tin, put them into a saucepan, heats them all and serves a portion to the boy ~ the rest are left to cool until she deems them cold enough to put into the fridge. Next day they come out again and get reheated and he has another "portion" the remains going back into the fridge. Day three would, you would imagine, see the rest of them off but no, he gets a portion and the rest are put back into the fridge. There they sit, not enough for one portion but "too good to throw away". Why not give the kid a few more, who fecking counts baked beans anyway AND they are only 19 pence a bloody tin  Banghead



And before you ask why not spoon out and heat just one portion at a time? Well she says (i) That it is unhealthy to leave things in an open tin because of the LEAD(?) and (ii) Open tins are a hazard but the saucepan won't cut anybody.

So why not give the poor little sod a few more beans on days 1,2 and 3?  cussing:

Oh dear....  happy001 happy001   This is brilliant.... as long as it's not in my kitchen  redface:


Oh it gets better ~ just at the point when I expect the beans to start to grow white whiskers she decides to make a Cottage Pie ~ "to use up those beans" and goes out to buy £3 worth of minced steak .... to use up a spoonful of beans.  surrender:
« Last Edit: March 09, 2009, 08:35:53 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3148 on: March 09, 2009, 08:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:32:49 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:31:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:22:00 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:07:06 PM
Anyhooo...

Cod 'n chips... and copies amounts of London Pride...  cloud9:


Was that one pint copied several times or copious amounts?  whistle:


You're pissed you arse.  ::)
A simple spolling mistook Hound!  evil:

You are still pissed. ;)
9.6 UK units according to the bottles...  ::)

And yes, I am drinking responsibly....  whistle:

Isn't that getting on towards a week's allowance?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3149 on: March 09, 2009, 08:35:02 PM »
She will be currying it yet -  lol:
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