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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3945 on: May 07, 2009, 09:34:48 AM »
It isn't rocket science mate! Why do you think!

It certainly isn't because I enjoy the bloody stuff!
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3946 on: May 07, 2009, 09:35:24 AM »
Diet  doh:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3947 on: May 07, 2009, 09:50:05 AM »
Doesn't every girl at this time of year? Even SWWLTBO does and she is like a stick insect.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3948 on: May 07, 2009, 10:15:46 AM »
 redface:  I must be a bloke then.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3949 on: May 07, 2009, 10:35:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 07, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
redface:  I must be a bloke then.

 rubschin: You may just possibly be a well adjusted female who is comfortable with how she looks and sees no point in a "Spring" diet to get in shape for the beach ~ unlikely as such a possibility may seem to us married men I believe such creatures do exist, but they are very rare and must be cherished if discovered.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3950 on: May 07, 2009, 10:39:32 AM »
Snoopy likes Whales  point:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3951 on: May 07, 2009, 10:44:01 AM »
No ~ I live in Wales ~ for the moment evil:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3952 on: May 07, 2009, 11:49:14 AM »
Naturally I never meant to suggest that, without serous ingestion of leaves and cucumber and suchlike, that the Wench might resemble a beached whale. Nor, indeed, that LL and MIss D in their famous bikinis would look, currently, like sausages with bits of string tied round them, oh no. Nor, of course, that Mrs Snoopy, on her diet of leaves, would look like a whale.

I hope all is clear now angel1
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3953 on: May 07, 2009, 11:51:18 AM »
Methinks he doth protest too much.  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3954 on: May 07, 2009, 11:51:57 AM »
But.....but....,but  Banghead
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3955 on: May 07, 2009, 12:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2009, 11:51:18 AM
Methinks he doth protest too much.  rubschin:

Methinks he is back on the Wenchy shit list!



Mind you did he ever leave it?  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3956 on: May 07, 2009, 12:39:37 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 07, 2009, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2009, 11:51:18 AM
Methinks he doth protest too much.  rubschin:

Methinks he is back on the Wenchy shit list!



Mind you did he ever leave it?  rubschin:

Not as I recall  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3957 on: May 07, 2009, 12:40:20 PM »
But...but...but
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3958 on: May 07, 2009, 12:42:25 PM »
I don't have a butt list sorry.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #3959 on: May 07, 2009, 12:44:22 PM »
Mr Wench, on the other hand..........
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