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Offline Pastis

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4110 on: May 17, 2009, 04:00:53 PM »
Grilled lamb chops  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4111 on: May 17, 2009, 04:01:26 PM »
Mrs Nick is cooking  scared2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4112 on: May 17, 2009, 04:04:53 PM »
... is cooking wot?  eeek:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4113 on: May 17, 2009, 04:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2009, 04:01:26 PM
Mrs Nick is cooking  scared2:

She would probably say exactly the same when you're doing the cooking  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4114 on: May 17, 2009, 04:15:24 PM »
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But she will use ALL the kitchen equipment, all of it  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4115 on: May 17, 2009, 04:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 17, 2009, 02:53:03 PM
The now fully defrosted steak for her 'n' me ~ boys want sausages but then they always do and the THW has gone vegetarian on us so it's another mushroom and egg something or other for her I suppose.


Why can't they stay sweet, tiny and compliant for ever?


Come to think about it why couldn't they have remained sperm 'n' eggs


 lol:  My youngest is 18 today, 18 FFS. sad24:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4116 on: May 17, 2009, 04:59:10 PM »

 happy100

And I bet you are often mistaken for sisters  8)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4117 on: May 17, 2009, 05:09:30 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 17, 2009, 04:04:53 PM
... is cooking wot?  eeek:
Rocks in the microwave...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4118 on: May 17, 2009, 05:14:13 PM »
It looks like the entire contents of the fridge in one mahoosive pot  rubschin:

I am dealing with the porn stash I have just found on the Boy's Nintendo  evil:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4119 on: May 17, 2009, 05:16:05 PM »
That Princess Peach eh   whistle:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4120 on: May 17, 2009, 05:16:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2009, 05:14:13 PM
It looks like the entire contents of the fridge in one mahoosive pot  rubschin:

I am dealing with the porn stash I have just found on the Boy's Nintendo  evil:
Oh yes...?  eyes:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4121 on: May 17, 2009, 05:17:34 PM »
Mrs Nick bought him the wretched thing without realising it has an intermong connection. I was just checking it out (he is in the garden) and stumbled across his Favourites folder  eeek:

Must be a way of blocking it  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4122 on: May 17, 2009, 05:22:19 PM »
Do you  have  any parental controls set up on your internet connection ?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4123 on: May 17, 2009, 05:24:49 PM »
It's the fecking machine itself!! I have now fiddled about and set the parental controls with a secret number!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #4124 on: May 17, 2009, 05:59:42 PM »
Eating out tonight at new Indian Restaurant.  cloud9:

Fresh roll of Andrex already in the fridge.
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