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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5520 on: July 31, 2009, 03:18:18 AM »
Umm excuse me chaps but where do I fit into all of this I am after all the INVENTOR of this little money spinner and unless I get my cut I won't divulge my next project to any of you. evil:
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You have to recruit a team of under-age, illegal Chinese workers to produce SlugPoon? in dangerous, insanitary conditions and treat them abysmally....  happy088
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5521 on: July 31, 2009, 08:22:12 AM »
SlugPoon? - the harpoon for slugs!

Fun for all the family. Simples!  cloud9:

It was my idea. Rather like a stoopid game wot BM stole off me
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5522 on: July 31, 2009, 09:28:08 AM »
Umm excuse me chaps but where do I fit into all of this I am after all the INVENTOR of this little money spinner and unless I get my cut I won't divulge my next project to any of you. evil:
Production.

You have to recruit a team of under-age, illegal Chinese workers to produce SlugPoon? in dangerous, insanitary conditions and treat them abysmally....  happy088


I have twenty of them in the shed which is 4'x6' I am feeding them slugs. eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5523 on: July 31, 2009, 10:03:57 AM »
Umm excuse me chaps but where do I fit into all of this I am after all the INVENTOR of this little money spinner and unless I get my cut I won't divulge my next project to any of you. evil:
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You have to recruit a team of under-age, illegal Chinese workers to produce SlugPoon? in dangerous, insanitary conditions and treat them abysmally....  happy088


I have twenty of them in the shed which is 4'x6' I am feeding them slugs. eveilgrin:
Excellent!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5524 on: July 31, 2009, 10:32:23 AM »
Pasta
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5525 on: July 31, 2009, 11:26:19 AM »
Pasta

Will that be garlicky pasta? angel1
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Re: Dinner tonight
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5527 on: July 31, 2009, 11:28:40 AM »
Indeed it will  eveilgrin:

And then I shall find people to breathe on  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5528 on: July 31, 2009, 11:30:21 AM »
Oh Gawd! Marlboro Lights and garlic.  sick2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5529 on: July 31, 2009, 11:53:44 AM »
BBQ steak and salad... and a nice bottle of Malbec...
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5530 on: July 31, 2009, 11:55:12 AM »
BBQ steak and salad... and a nice case of Malbec...
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Re: Dinner tonight
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5532 on: July 31, 2009, 12:00:33 PM »
Nearer the truth, I believe
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5533 on: July 31, 2009, 12:29:35 PM »
Nearer the truth, I believe
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5534 on: July 31, 2009, 12:31:18 PM »
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