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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5550 on: August 03, 2009, 02:54:07 PM »
We're invited to our new Ukrainian neighbours for dinner tonight... I popped over this morning to give them a 'phone number and they were both working away in the kitchen on summat - it smelt disgusterous...  noooo:

I only hope they were in fact boiling-up old socks and not preparing supper...  sick2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5551 on: August 03, 2009, 02:55:11 PM »
I have to cook for myself tonight - what is the world coming too  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5552 on: August 03, 2009, 02:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 03, 2009, 02:55:11 PM
I have to cook for myself tonight - what is the world coming too  noooo:
I expect the waiter-boy will be there soon...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5553 on: August 03, 2009, 03:06:02 PM »
AAaaah but he can only serve and not cook for me. He is of no use to me in that respect  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5554 on: August 03, 2009, 03:11:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2009, 02:54:07 PM
We're invited to our new Ukrainian neighbours for dinner tonight... I popped over this morning to give them a 'phone number and they were both working away in the kitchen on summat - it smelt disgusterous...  noooo:

I only hope they were in fact boiling-up old socks and not preparing supper...  sick2:

Ukrainian delicacy eh?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5555 on: August 03, 2009, 03:11:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2009, 02:54:07 PM
We're invited to our new Ukrainian neighbours for dinner tonight... I popped over this morning to give them a 'phone number and they were both working away in the kitchen on summat - it smelt disgusterous...  noooo:

I only hope they were in fact boiling-up old socks and not preparing supper...  sick2:

Ukrainian delicacy eh?

Tractor Tyres prolly.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5556 on: August 03, 2009, 03:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2009, 02:54:07 PM
We're invited to our new Ukrainian neighbours for dinner tonight... I popped over this morning to give them a 'phone number and they were both working away in the kitchen on summat - it smelt disgusterous...  noooo:

I only hope they were in fact boiling-up old socks and not preparing supper...  sick2:


Would you like to be my sacrificial lambgoat then?  It might save you from a fate worse than death....prolly not though.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5557 on: August 03, 2009, 03:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 03, 2009, 03:29:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2009, 02:54:07 PM
We're invited to our new Ukrainian neighbours for dinner tonight... I popped over this morning to give them a 'phone number and they were both working away in the kitchen on summat - it smelt disgusterous...  noooo:

I only hope they were in fact boiling-up old socks and not preparing supper...  sick2:


Would you like to be my sacrificial lambgoat then?  It might save you from a fate worse than death....prolly not though.
Sacrificial eh...?  rubschin:

I take it that involves death... mine...?  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5558 on: August 03, 2009, 05:03:50 PM »
I nearly had a Ukrainian delicacy on hols ...


She was serving drinks in the cocktail bar


Meanwhile, pasta, meatballs .... again
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5559 on: August 03, 2009, 05:13:35 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 03, 2009, 05:03:50 PM
I nearly had a Ukrainian delicacy on hols ...


She was serving drinks in the cocktail bar


Meanwhile, pasta, meatballs .... again

When you say 'nearly' was that just in your dreams or for real
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5560 on: August 03, 2009, 05:16:22 PM »
Must have been my mind wandering as she was shaking my cocktail  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5561 on: August 03, 2009, 05:32:05 PM »
Fish
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5562 on: August 03, 2009, 05:57:43 PM »
Are the two related... We should be told. Popcorn:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5563 on: August 03, 2009, 07:17:23 PM »
Fish cocktail?    noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5564 on: August 03, 2009, 07:23:54 PM »
Eeeew and all that shaking malarkey, best not even go there!
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