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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5580 on: August 04, 2009, 12:55:39 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:16:10 AM
She may have oink flu!  scared2:
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I shall check the insurance documents immediately...  whistle:

Prolly best that you do.  Are you covered in for flu like?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5581 on: August 04, 2009, 01:09:24 PM »
Probably something Kosher  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5582 on: August 04, 2009, 02:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 04, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:19:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:16:10 AM
She may have oink flu!  scared2:
eveilgrin:

I shall check the insurance documents immediately...  whistle:

Prolly best that you do.  Are you covered in for flu like?
Prolly double-bubble for death from flu - I mean, who is going to get the flu when it is forty degrees...?  Shrugs:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5583 on: August 04, 2009, 02:03:00 PM »
That's a bit of good luck!
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5584 on: August 04, 2009, 02:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2009, 02:01:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 04, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:19:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:16:10 AM
She may have oink flu!  scared2:
eveilgrin:

I shall check the insurance documents immediately...  whistle:

Prolly best that you do.  Are you covered in for flu like?
Prolly double-bubble for death from flu - I mean, who is going to get the flu when it is forty degrees...?  Shrugs:

A f*ck of a lot of Mexicans apparently. whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5585 on: August 04, 2009, 02:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 04, 2009, 02:19:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2009, 02:01:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 04, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:19:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:16:10 AM
She may have oink flu!  scared2:
eveilgrin:

I shall check the insurance documents immediately...  whistle:

Prolly best that you do.  Are you covered in for flu like?
Prolly double-bubble for death from flu - I mean, who is going to get the flu when it is forty degrees...?  Shrugs:

A f*ck of a lot of Mexicans apparently. whistle:

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5586 on: August 04, 2009, 03:09:20 PM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on August 04, 2009, 02:21:19 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 04, 2009, 02:19:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2009, 02:01:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 04, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:19:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:16:10 AM
She may have oink flu!  scared2:
eveilgrin:

I shall check the insurance documents immediately...  whistle:

Prolly best that you do.  Are you covered in for flu like?
Prolly double-bubble for death from flu - I mean, who is going to get the flu when it is forty degrees...?  Shrugs:

A f*ck of a lot of Mexicans apparently. whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

They sleep with their pigs tho..... Is there something you should be telling us BM?



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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5587 on: August 04, 2009, 03:17:27 PM »
I used to live in Mexico, and I never had to sleep with pigs. Mind you the senoritas might take a different view  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5588 on: August 04, 2009, 04:34:45 PM »
Could be goat flu rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5589 on: August 04, 2009, 04:59:19 PM »
Anyhooo... I had a Big Mac  opposite the hospital...  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5590 on: August 04, 2009, 04:59:26 PM »
Sounds like goat poisoning  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5591 on: August 04, 2009, 05:00:09 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on August 04, 2009, 04:34:45 PM
Could be goat flu rubschin:


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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5592 on: August 04, 2009, 05:01:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 04, 2009, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Pirate on August 04, 2009, 04:34:45 PM
Could be goat flu rubschin:


Please ring 0845 60096 for further information








Calls from land lines will cost ?20.00 per minute charges for mobiles will cost you mega bucks.




Call us regardless do not ask the adult in your household for permission to call this thieving bastard number.
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Very tempting I must say...
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5593 on: August 04, 2009, 05:51:08 PM »
Jolly good ....Carry on then...
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5594 on: August 04, 2009, 06:29:56 PM »
Salami ciabattas   Shrugs:

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