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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5895 on: August 21, 2009, 03:05:46 PM »
Bowled 'im!

111 for 7


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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5896 on: August 21, 2009, 03:08:36 PM »
Bugger off to your own thread or I may have to add my insightful commentary again  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5897 on: August 21, 2009, 03:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2009, 03:05:17 PM
Where's Nick when you need him - he's bound to hate cricket.

At least I would have someone to talk too  cry:

He's fitting carpet, and guess what?  The doors won't shut!  ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5898 on: August 21, 2009, 03:11:45 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 21, 2009, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2009, 03:05:17 PM
Where's Nick when you need him - he's bound to hate cricket.

At least I would have someone to talk too  cry:

He's fitting carpet, and guess what?  The doors won't shut!  ;)

That was obviously going to happen but he wouldn't have listened because Mrs Nick didn't tell him  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5899 on: August 21, 2009, 03:11:57 PM »
Time for new doors then  whistle:

Is he actually fitting the carpet and not a proper carpet fitter like  scared2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5900 on: August 21, 2009, 03:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2009, 03:11:57 PM
Time for new doors then  whistle:

Is he actually fitting the carpet and not a proper carpet fitter like  scared2:

I've told him to shave some off the doors  angel1

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5901 on: August 21, 2009, 03:15:24 PM »
He can't even shave his own chin  lol:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5902 on: August 21, 2009, 03:16:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2009, 03:11:57 PM
Time for new doors then  whistle:

Is he actually fitting the carpet and not a proper carpet fitter like  scared2:


Same with the decorating ~ you are looking at a cheapskate landlord here.

He could avoid shaving the doors by fitting rising butt hinges but this is Nick we are talking about.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5903 on: August 21, 2009, 03:19:53 PM »
He will use the lawn mower on the carpet to make it fit  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5904 on: August 21, 2009, 03:20:45 PM »
He can't ~ it blew up yesterday
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5905 on: August 21, 2009, 03:23:16 PM »
 lol: lol:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5906 on: August 21, 2009, 03:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 21, 2009, 03:14:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2009, 03:11:57 PM
Time for new doors then  whistle:

Is he actually fitting the carpet and not a proper carpet fitter like  scared2:

I've told him to shave some off the doors  angel1



Why has he got carpet on his doors? confused:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5907 on: August 21, 2009, 04:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2009, 03:55:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 21, 2009, 03:14:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2009, 03:11:57 PM
Time for new doors then  whistle:

Is he actually fitting the carpet and not a proper carpet fitter like  scared2:

I've told him to shave some off the doors  angel1




Why has he got carpet on his doors? confused:

Wine O'clock already?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5908 on: August 21, 2009, 04:59:03 PM »
'Tis here  ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5909 on: August 21, 2009, 05:00:50 PM »
Not here.  Ooooo hang on the six o'clock news has just started.  Whoo hoo.
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