Roast Gammon.
"But, my little flower, 'tis Jewish New Year" say I "and you are Jewish"
"Bollox to that" says she "It's fvcking roast pork or go without!"
"Whatever you say beloved"
"And another thing"
"Yes my pretty?"
"Open some wine and get the candles out of the sideboard drawer"
"Yes my sweet"
It seems that some traditions we do and some we ignore