Anyhoo... as you've shown such interest....
I ordered summat which turned out to be sausage and mash with peas...
LL ordered the filo pastry 'envelope' with mushrooms and summat...
The couple (on a date obviously) on the next table ordered similar...
When the complementary 'Italian unleavened bread with pesto' arrived she was convinced it was her 'envelopes' and hoofed it down, denying him a look in!
She then scooped up all her main course, most of his and the spare veggies before disappearing to the bogs for a good puke prolly... she was like a stick insect...