That's was it...
Was round the ex-wife's assembling a toy for grand-daughter. Ex-wife is a culinary expert, (size 8, good shag and 10 years younger than me, foul temper though)
Anyhoo, she was cooking a stew which smelt the business. Her sister came around with her chap and they all had a portion of the stew, but I said I would have mine after finishing said toy.
So, finished the assembly, but before I had the stew, I took the dog for a walk over the field. Came back 1/2 hour later and because I left a bit of mud in the porch, ex-wife wasn't happy and remonstrated...So I thought 'ah bollocks' and left...hungry.
Sausage sandwich was lush though