Dinner tonight

[GROWLER]

So, finished the assembly, but before I had the stew, I took the dog for a walk over the field. Came back 1/2 hour later and because I left a bit of mud in the porch, ex-wife wasn't happy and remonstrated...So I thought 'ah bollocks' and left...hungry.

You thouroughly utter utter utter thoughtless scruffy selfish dirty nasty little bastard you.

NEXT time, wash your bloody shoes before stepping into the porch you wretched heathen.












Hope you told her to get stuffed like.

[Pirate]

That's was it...

Was round the ex-wife's assembling a toy for grand-daughter. Ex-wife is a culinary expert, (size 8, good shag and 10 years younger than me, foul temper though)

Anyhoo, she was cooking a stew which smelt the  business. Her sister came around with her chap and they all had a portion of the stew, but I said I would have mine after finishing said toy.

So, finished the assembly, but before I had the stew, I took the dog for a walk over the field. Came back 1/2 hour later and because I left a bit of mud in the porch, ex-wife wasn't happy and remonstrated...So I thought 'ah bollocks' and left...hungry.

Sausage sandwich was lush though 

Nice.

Wimmin ey?
 I think some of us blokes should go and live in a bastard monestary tbqath.

You look after yerself proper like over the next couple of days me 'arty. Not on yer own I hope...unless that's what you want like.

I'm supposed to be going there for dinner. Grand-children etc...

I'll probably do a you though. Eat, then a flask of hot chocolate and take the dog up the beacon, bring her back covered in mud like  

[GROWLER]

Which beacon is that then? Bit like 'me 'ill is it? 

I was going up there tomorrow, but it's caused a major barney here with threats of the door being locked upon my return if I dare    so it's sit here, overfill with turkey and stuff , try and watch repeated shite on tv, have a few singles, stuff more cashews down me throat, drink more singles, and then go to sleep with utter boredom in front of the box, start snoring...no doubt, get bellowed at  and prodded for doing so, have a ham butty for tea, another single amd then go to sleep in front of the box again.
Friggin' excitin' in'it?

[Pirate]

So, finished the assembly, but before I had the stew, I took the dog for a walk over the field. Came back 1/2 hour later and because I left a bit of mud in the porch, ex-wife wasn't happy and remonstrated...So I thought 'ah bollocks' and left...hungry.

You thouroughly utter utter utter thoughtless scruffy selfish dirty nasty little bastard you.

NEXT time, wash your bloody shoes before stepping into the porch you wretched heathen.

Ah Growler...you've been there, I can tell...You couldn't have made that up

[GROWLER]

So, finished the assembly, but before I had the stew, I took the dog for a walk over the field. Came back 1/2 hour later and because I left a bit of mud in the porch, ex-wife wasn't happy and remonstrated...So I thought 'ah bollocks' and left...hungry.

You thouroughly utter utter utter thoughtless scruffy selfish dirty nasty little bastard you.

NEXT time, wash your bloody shoes before stepping into the porch you wretched heathen.

Ah Growler...you've been there, I can tell...You couldn't have made that up

Oh yes. I'm currently in the dog 'ouse for a variety of reasons, YET again.

Back on topic, I'm supposed to be making pudding here tomorrow, minature pavlova's with rasberries and blackcurrents.

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm not cooking a thing tomorrow 

But friends have just left and completely eaten me out of house and home. Cooked dinner and a pudding and treats but the sacrilege began when they started tucking into my emergency supplies of mini magnum's   

[Nick]

I wonder how Pastis got on with his Christmas fish 

[Pastis]

 

[Nick]

I bet he put it under the tree 

[Pastis]

No tree here... it's in the FREEZER... OK?

[Pirate]

Chicken curry 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Left overs, oh and wine.

[GROWLER]

Beans on taost with dark sauce, cooked for meself by meself.
Yummy, with a piece of Asda Smart Price Crimbo cake for puddin'. 

[Pirate]

Beans on Toast is lush...gotta put some chile flakes or tabasco in the beans though

[GROWLER]

Beans on Toast is lush...gotta put some chile flakes or tabasco in the beans though

I normally spread Marmite    on the toast, but didn't tonight.

Never had chile flakes tbh. I'll try some tabasco sauce though.