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Offline Nick

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7710 on: January 27, 2010, 05:42:44 PM »
I had a student job once as a hotel receptionist. ONe night the "chef" went ballroom dancing and asked me to run the kitchen. Everyfink was boil in the bag stuff! eeek:

They also charged VAT on the food and then added the meals to the bill and then added VAT all over again to the total. I naively pointed out this "error" the hotel manager who told me to fook off eeek:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7711 on: January 27, 2010, 06:02:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 27, 2010, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2010, 05:22:13 PM
Summat off the room service menu (hotel full of gingers) and therefore not safe

Steak and chips or veg curry?  rubschin:

They'll spit in both so it makes no odds really...  noooo:

At least you hope its spit....

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/strangest-new-food-concept-cooking-with-semen-347495/

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7712 on: January 27, 2010, 06:03:38 PM »
 scared2: scared2:

So I might just order a curry and end up getting pregnant and having a ginger babby  eeek:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7713 on: January 27, 2010, 07:05:16 PM »
Gammon, egg & chips........... big chunky ones.... and a spoonful of baked beans. Who's jealous now????  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7714 on: January 27, 2010, 07:09:09 PM »
The heating does not work in my room  evil:

I now have to move  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

It's freezing and some jock ginger is "sorting it out"  Banghead

I now have to repack. They shall pay  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7715 on: January 27, 2010, 07:19:54 PM »
You're only staying one night - how much is there to repack  eeek:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7716 on: January 27, 2010, 07:26:01 PM »
Everyfink
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7717 on: January 27, 2010, 10:42:12 PM »
Early snack ... dahn the dojo for two hours ... now a cold Stella  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7718 on: January 28, 2010, 07:19:16 PM »
For some reason there is free food and collapso on my flight.

Venison with mash and stuff and red collapso  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7719 on: January 28, 2010, 07:29:12 PM »
Sounds yumster ~ you should be feeling very mellow when you get off the plane.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7720 on: January 28, 2010, 07:42:53 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 07:29:12 PM
Sounds yumster ~ you should be feeling very mellow when you fall off the plane.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7721 on: January 28, 2010, 07:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2010, 07:42:53 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 07:29:12 PM
Sounds yumster ~ you should be feeling very mellow when you fall off the plane.
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Did they take away the steps then?  lol:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7722 on: January 28, 2010, 07:55:55 PM »
Scallypool airfield ~ they get keep getting nicked.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7723 on: January 28, 2010, 07:56:58 PM »
Cheese and bics now  cloud9:

With collapso and coffee

Only six passengers on hairy plane, so loads of seconds  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7724 on: January 28, 2010, 08:03:24 PM »
You're posting from the plane?  eeek:

I once had that with SwissAir on a flight back from Zurich; passengers didn't come to double figures  noooo:

More wine Sir? Have a couple of bottles; we've plenty at the back.
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