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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7890 on: February 07, 2010, 11:18:13 AM »
Wendy speaks for wimmin:
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1. Prelude

It wouldn't be a good idea
To let him stay.
When they knew each other better -
But she put on her new black knickers
Anyway.

2. A Serious Person

I can tell you're a serious person
And I know from the way you talk
That what goes on inside your head
Is pure as the whitest chalk.

It's nice to meet serious people
And hear them explain their views:
Your concern for the rights of women
Is especially welcome news.

I'm sure you'd never exploit one;
I expect you'd rather be dead;
I'm thoroughly convinced of it -
Now can we go to bed?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7891 on: February 07, 2010, 03:57:34 PM »
Steak, chips and garlic mushrooms....


Who'd have thought that she's eat garlic....?  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7892 on: February 07, 2010, 04:14:20 PM »
Yes, but can you see her reflection in the mirror 
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7893 on: February 07, 2010, 04:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 04:14:20 PM
Yes, but can you see her reflection in the mirror 

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7894 on: February 07, 2010, 04:50:00 PM »
I thought you'd be having Rabbit  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7895 on: February 07, 2010, 05:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 07, 2010, 04:50:00 PM
I thought you'd be having Rabbit  whistle:

Poor bunny...  sad24:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7896 on: February 07, 2010, 05:10:04 PM »
 lol:  Me thinks you will be on the naughty step any minute.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7897 on: February 07, 2010, 05:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2010, 05:10:04 PM
lol:  Me thinks you will be on the naughty step any minute.

Who? Me?  angel1
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7898 on: February 07, 2010, 05:15:40 PM »
 noooo: Pastis I thinnk he's being rude but I may have got it all wrong. noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7899 on: February 07, 2010, 05:17:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
noooo: Pastis I thinnk he's being rude but I may have got it all wrong. noooo:

Thank goodness! I've never been to the naughty step. Ever.  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7900 on: February 07, 2010, 06:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
noooo: Pastis I thinnk he's being rude but I may have got it all wrong. noooo:

You might be right  rubschin:
All I meant was rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, natter, natter, rabbit, rabbit, ad infinitum ... whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7901 on: February 07, 2010, 06:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 07, 2010, 06:05:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
noooo: Pastis I thinnk he's being rude but I may have got it all wrong. noooo:

You might be right  rubschin:
All I meant was rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, natter, natter, rabbit, rabbit, ad infinitum ... whistle:

Oh...  redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7902 on: February 07, 2010, 06:23:34 PM »
Bit of a turkey dinner, roasted bits and veg, chuck in a Yorkie pud and some onion gravy  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7903 on: February 07, 2010, 06:26:06 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 07, 2010, 06:23:34 PM
Bit of a turkey dinner, roasted bits and veg, chuck in a Yorkie pud and some onion gravy  cloud9:



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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7904 on: February 07, 2010, 06:31:29 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 07, 2010, 06:05:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
noooo: Pastis I thinnk he's being rude but I may have got it all wrong. noooo:

You might be right  rubschin:
All I meant was rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, natter, natter, rabbit, rabbit, ad infinitum ... whistle:

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