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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7920 on: February 07, 2010, 08:12:07 PM »
What you didn't know was that I met him in a pub in Enfield in 1987 ~ He was coming out of the gents as I was going in.  whistle:

Lucky for him then!  happy001

We spoke.
I said "'Scuse me"

He said "The F*cking vending machine doesn't work"

I don't know why he thought that information would interest me but I've always assumed it was a conversational gambit of some sort.

The old "I haven't got any condoms" line eh...?  noooo:

When I emerged (Having checked my dress before leaving etc) Mrs H (possibly to be Mrs S#2) as she was at the time told me he had left clutching the arse of a "Tart in leopardskin pants".
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7921 on: February 09, 2010, 04:24:06 PM »
Scouse, pickled beetroot and onion.  Has no else eaten for the last two days or what  tunble:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7922 on: February 09, 2010, 04:27:42 PM »
We're off to the Indian in Pissouri...

Hell of a palaver getting LL and her cast in and out of the bloody car...  ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7923 on: February 09, 2010, 04:31:42 PM »
Kouklas telescopic ,man -done deal!! Enjoy the meal ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7924 on: February 09, 2010, 04:38:49 PM »
We're off to the Indian in Pissouri...

Hell of a palaver getting LL and her cast in and out of the bloody car...  ::)

Wait till the curry hits the holy bowels. Then the fun begins  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7925 on: February 09, 2010, 05:07:14 PM »
We're off to the Indian in Pissouri...

Hell of a palaver getting LL and her cast in and out of the bloody car...  ::)

Wait till the curry hits the holy bowels. Then the fun begins  noooo:

Indeed...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7926 on: February 09, 2010, 08:07:39 PM »
Spag carbonara  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7927 on: February 09, 2010, 08:59:07 PM »
Mulit multi mulligatawny soup and garlic and corainder corriander coriander nan bread

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7928 on: February 09, 2010, 10:20:49 PM »
Chicken Madras...

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7929 on: February 10, 2010, 04:05:18 PM »
Off to the local food pub. Quite good I think  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7930 on: February 10, 2010, 04:06:44 PM »
SILFH is cooking a boneless roast chicken thing...  scared2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7931 on: February 10, 2010, 04:10:57 PM »
And your terror is?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7932 on: February 10, 2010, 04:14:49 PM »
And your terror is?

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Fear of the unknown...  scared2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7933 on: February 10, 2010, 04:33:32 PM »
Only 8 more Dinner Tonight's then I can give it a break for a while  cloud9:

No idea tonight; training anyway so prolly a late sarnie  noooo:

Change of plan ... steak, sauce, chips, veg  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #7934 on: February 11, 2010, 08:23:41 PM »
Leftovers  cry:

But hey, I've found a Blueberry 'n' Blackcurrant sponge pud in the fridge so, with a bit of custard ...  cloud9: if it's another all nighter.
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