Dinner tonight

[Barman]

Ditto Saturday I expect 

I have a personal challenge to eat everything they put in front of me...

I figure it is one of the most expensive meals I'll ever eat and mean to make the most of it! 

[Pastis]

I tend to do the same 
Not forgetting the large G+T before and the wine with 

As for waking up mid-flight and realising you've missed a meal ... 

[Barman]

I tend to do the same 
Not forgetting the large G+T before and the wine with 

As for waking up mid-flight and realising you've missed a meal ... 

Oh yes... on long-haul make sure they know to wake you up for it! 

Sometimes they give you a label for your seat don't they....

[Pastis]

A label? 

Wot... like "FEED THIS ONE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!"

[Barman]

A label? 

Wot... like "FEED THIS ONE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!"

that's the one! 

"Wake me up for my meals and any free booze you feckers - I've paid a fortune for it"

[Nick]

Natasha is popping in for a drink after she finishes werk. I may have to get some nibbles in 

[Darwins Selection]

Natasha is popping in for a drink after she finishes werk. I may have to get some nibbles in 

Nibbles=Handcuffs

[GROWLER]

Natasha is popping in for a drink after she finishes werk. I may have to get some nibbles in  

That actually reads through the mysterious foginess of your wild imagination.....the owld local bearded biddy of a cleaner is coming in later to do her duties, and I'll give her a cup of tea and digestive.

[Barman]

Natasha is popping in for a drink after she finishes werk. I may have to get some nibbles in  

That actually reads through the mysterious foginess of your wild imagination.....the owld local bearded biddy of a cleaner is coming in later to do her duties, and I'll give her a cup of tea and digestive.

 

[GROWLER]

Have you noticed how they are always apparently,alledgedly  'glamourous, blonde, young and fit', and they are all seemingly clamouring for his unresistable bearded scrawny body....in his mind like. 

Oh yes, and they always have these names to conjour up further visions of femanistic sexual and steamy lustful all night long delight....Natasha.
Give me strength.
No in reality it'll be Gladys with warts, bunyons, one eye,and a hacking cough from the 50 Senior Service she has hanging out of her mouth all day.

You should have been a fiction author for Boodle and Dunthorpe or wharever they're friggin' called, you know, those sloppy shite luuuuurve story book things.

[Barman]

Have you noticed how they are always apparently,alledgedly  'glamourous, blonde, young and fit', and they are all seemingly clamouring for his unresistable bearded scrawny body....in his mind like. 

Oh yes, and they always have these names to conjour up further visions of femanistic sexual and steamy lustful all night long delight....Natasha.
Give me strength.
No in reality it'll be Gladys with warts, bunyons, one eye,and a hacking cough from the 50 Senior Service she has hanging out of her mouth all day.

You should have been a fiction author for Boodle and Dunthorpe or wharever they're friggin' called, you know, those sloppy shite luuuuurve story book things.

 

I suppose "Doris is coming around with her mop later to clean up my mess" doesn't have the same ring to it...? 

[Nick]

Growler is an jealous bear 

[Barman]

Growler is an jealous bear 

How was Mrs. Mop? 

[GROWLER]

Growler is an jealous bear  

Of YOU?!!!  

It's 'A' btw, NOT 'AN'.  

Shaky hands after your 'lustful' night of mucho steaminess and grunting?

Did you purchase some Steradent for her btw? 

[TG]

A long time ago in a galaxy far away there used to be a thread on here about some kind of cinder toffee / honeycomb or similar. Does anyone remember it or can find it?