Just been out to lunch. There were tow old biddies at the next table setting the world to rights. The first 20 minutes was devoted to complaints about the new parking barriers at the local hospital. OB1 said, "If I had a really big old car I would just smash through the bastards."
(She had a blue rinse)
They then turned to a dinner one had recently cooked for a friend.
OB1: I started off with some fruit
OB2: Ooh, that's nice. What sort?
OB1: Um..............
..................yellow .........
OB2: Big ones?
OB1: A big sort that you have to cut......
OB2: Grapefruit?
OB1: Of course not. Um.................
OB2: Mangoes?
OB1:
OB2: Yellow?
OB1: Yes, yellow and big and sort of this shape (Mimes rugby ball)
OB2: Melon?
OB1:
OB2: Then what?
OB1 Then what what?
OB2: What did you have next?
OB1: UM.............
I left