Dinner tonight

[Barman]

I'm no 'Meat-free-Monday-Macca-Maniac' but a little variety is a good thing, believe me 

P'raps your solitary state could be the start of a culinary adventure 

I'm more likely to have a Quaver evening tho.... 

[Pastis]

I'm no 'Meat-free-Monday-Macca-Maniac' but a little variety is a good thing, believe me 

P'raps your solitary state could be the start of a culinary adventure 

I'm more likely to have a Quaver evening tho.... 

BM, you have a golden opportunity! The kitchen is a chemical laboratory; the application of heat to nature's bounty 

Perhaps I shouldn't be encouraging him 

[Barman]

I'm no 'Meat-free-Monday-Macca-Maniac' but a little variety is a good thing, believe me 

P'raps your solitary state could be the start of a culinary adventure 

I'm more likely to have a Quaver evening tho.... 

BM, you have a golden opportunity! The kitchen is a chemical laboratory; the application of heat to nature's bounty 

Perhaps I shouldn't be encouraging him 

Make my own Quavers...? 

[Pastis]

I'm no 'Meat-free-Monday-Macca-Maniac' but a little variety is a good thing, believe me 

P'raps your solitary state could be the start of a culinary adventure 

I'm more likely to have a Quaver evening tho.... 

BM, you have a golden opportunity! The kitchen is a chemical laboratory; the application of heat to nature's bounty 

Perhaps I shouldn't be encouraging him 

Make my own Quavers...? 

      

[Miss Demeanour]

Bowl of Shreddies ( specially knitted by Nanna  ) can't be arsed to cook

[Barman]

Bowl of Shreddies ( specially knitted by Nanna  ) can't be arsed to cook

[Miss Demeanour]

Says the compulsive Quavers cruncher 

[Barman]

Says the compulsive Quavers cruncher 

I am cold turkey with Quavers... 

[Grumpmeister]

Says the compulsive Quavers cruncher 

I am cold turkey with Quavers... 

LL banned you from having any more then.. 

[GROWLER]

Bowl of Shreddies ( specially knitted by Nanna  ) can't be arsed to cook

Bet The Brat was well happy with that then ey? 

Chips and beans with it?

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has been taken out by her friends to eat out tonight 

[Pirate]

The Brat has been taken out by her friends to eat out tonight 

Childline?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Gammon...

Is tharit like? For your special birthday too? Gammon?

Yes... 

That's sad that.
All on yer own like too.

Why aren't you going out for a big monster special tea somewhere ey, and what about your cake?

LL's mum is about to shed her mortal coil... It seemed unreasonable for me to be out celebrating like... 

Had lots of people round today and a few glasses of collapso... 

I also figured if she called later and said it was all over and I responded with "Your my besh fren you are" I wouldn't be desperately popular... 

 .  Umm better wait till your 60th then, for the massive VP free for all party.  I spent mine, 50th that is, in horsepickle, no cake not even any bloody tea, just the nutter in the bed opposite who would insist on being my bestest friend and informing me whenever she wanted a wee.  Not what I had planned.

[Barman]

Gammon...

Is tharit like? For your special birthday too? Gammon?

Yes... 

That's sad that.
All on yer own like too.

Why aren't you going out for a big monster special tea somewhere ey, and what about your cake?

LL's mum is about to shed her mortal coil... It seemed unreasonable for me to be out celebrating like... 

Had lots of people round today and a few glasses of collapso... 

I also figured if she called later and said it was all over and I responded with "Your my besh fren you are" I wouldn't be desperately popular... 

 .  Umm better wait till your 60th then, for the massive VP free for all party.  I spent mine, 50th that is, in horsepickle, no cake not even any bloody tea, just the nutter in the bed opposite who would insist on being my bestest friend and informing me whenever she wanted a wee.  Not what I had planned.

 

[Pastis]

Spicy, meaty pasta bake