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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9645 on: July 05, 2010, 05:42:55 PM »
Presumably Miss D has issued you with a list of Foods of Wrongness. I assume this includes BM's sausage

She mentioned just today that she couldn't wait to get some Barman's Seed inside her....



Mind you, my bread is famous throughout the village...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9646 on: July 05, 2010, 05:48:29 PM »
Presumably Miss D has issued you with a list of Foods of Wrongness. I assume this includes BM's sausage

She mentioned just today that she couldn't wait to get some Barman's Seed inside her....



Mind you, my bread is infamous throughout the village...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9647 on: July 05, 2010, 05:56:56 PM »
Presumably Miss D has issued you with a list of Foods of Wrongness. I assume this includes BM's sausage

She mentioned just today that she couldn't wait to get some Barman's Seed inside her....



Mind you, my bread is infamous throughout the village...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9648 on: July 05, 2010, 06:10:59 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

BM you are telling porky pies
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9649 on: July 05, 2010, 06:18:48 PM »
noooo: noooo: noooo:

BM you are telling porky pies

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9650 on: July 05, 2010, 08:51:28 PM »
noooo: noooo: noooo:

BM you are telling porky pies

BM? Perish the though Miss D.  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9651 on: July 06, 2010, 09:17:18 AM »
BM may well have perished by the end of the week. whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9652 on: July 06, 2010, 09:24:28 AM »
BM may well have perished by the end of the week. whistle:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9653 on: July 06, 2010, 04:19:47 PM »
Tagliatelle & meatballs, salad  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9654 on: July 06, 2010, 04:43:53 PM »
Pizza...
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9655 on: July 06, 2010, 04:51:24 PM »
Got the voddy ready for Miss D?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9656 on: July 06, 2010, 04:52:02 PM »
Salid... cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9657 on: July 06, 2010, 04:54:09 PM »
Got the voddy ready for Miss D?

Yes, bought a mahoosive bottle of Absolut at the sooper meerkat this morning... should last a couple of days...  ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9658 on: July 06, 2010, 04:56:51 PM »
Salid... cloud9:

Salid?  eeek:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9659 on: July 06, 2010, 04:57:45 PM »
Got the voddy ready for Miss D?

Yes, bought a mahoosive bottle of Absolut at the sooper meerkat this morning... should last a couple of days...  ::)
Shopping tomorrow then  noooo:

Does she need fooooooooooooooood?
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