Dinner tonight

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Not nice at all, I think I should go instead to save Miss D's delicate sensibilities like.

[Miss Demeanour]

See I hadn't thought about any of that ...my biggest fear was that they would serve me fish 

[Barman]

Not nice at all, I think I should go instead to save Miss D's delicate sensibilities like.

Do you have a white stick...?  

[Barman]

See I hadn't thought about any of that ...my biggest fear was that they would serve me fish 

Oh noes... 

[Miss Demeanour]

What if you drop your knife and fork?...fumbling and groping in the dark for an instrument 

[Barman]

What if you drop your knife and fork?...fumbling and groping in the dark for an instrument 

I'm sure the blind clown waiter will assist you.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

The thing is you can imagine grotesque clowns I would prefer to use my imagination to form gorgeous creatures of hunkability.....I hope the lights never come on 

[Pastis]

Oh, the lights won't go on, and it'll be dark when you get out  escape  , and of course you'll never know who it was that said "My spoon's fallen on the floor... I might be some time... " 

[Barman]

The thing is you can imagine grotesque clowns I would prefer to use my imagination to form gorgeous creatures of hunkability.....I hope the lights never come on 

Blind midget clowns - where else could they get work?

[Miss Demeanour]

Stunted body doubles for you 

[Barman]

Stunted body doubles for you 

 

[Snoopy]

The people at the next table could be sat there NAYKID!

[Miss Demeanour]

 

You wouldn't want to wear a white shirt either....the journey from the plate to the mouth could be a long one 

[Snoopy]

The whole thing strikes me as being fraught with danger 

Thought that when they were "raving" about on TV some time last year.

"NOT" I thought "something that I would want to be involved with" 

[Uncle Mort]

Stupid pretentious bollocks. But that's just my opinion.

Isn't there a saying "you eat with your eyes first"