Ma & Pa want to take me out for a nice meal.
Perhaps Perhaps..... not their best offspring.
I have decided that chis & fips is where I would like to go.
Not to their choice but that is what I would like the mostest, so they have agreed.
Why do mothers think the sun shines out of their young lads' 'Knotted Balloon'?
My Pa will be pissed off with everyone, but I can take a large bet that he will eat his food plus a bit more!