Dinner tonight

[Nick]

My sis is an actress  

By her own admission she plays the "old fat bag" type. 

[Barman]

My sis is an actress  

By her own admission she plays the "old fat bag" type. 

Mrs. Slocome sort of thing eh...? 

[Nick]

I spose so. SHe is responsible for Su Pollard, sponsored her on Opportunity Knocks years ago. Pollard is barking 

[Barman]

Anyhoo... BBQ pork chop, veggies and stuff.... And a glass or three of collapso prolly.... 

[Snoopy]

My sister is coming for dinner. Am making a big stew. SHe asked if she could bring a friend 

Oh dear



 

Oh come on! A big boy like you afraid of a 73 year old gay actor.

  Does your sister think you need a friend?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am going to try and make a smoker.



For smoking food rather than an effigy of someone who has a thirty a day habit.

[Nick]

My sister is coming for dinner. Am making a big stew. SHe asked if she could bring a friend 

Oh dear



 

Oh come on! A big boy like you afraid of a 73 year old gay actor.

  Does your sister think you need a friend?

He once told me that I "seemed like a nice boy"
 

[Darwins Selection]

My sister is coming for dinner. Am making a big stew. SHe asked if she could bring a friend 

Oh dear



 

Oh come on! A big boy like you afraid of a 73 year old gay actor.

  Does your sister think you need a friend?

He once told me that I "seemed like a nice boy"
 

So he's no judge of character then.

[Barman]

I am going to try and make a smoker.



For smoking food rather than an effigy of someone who has a thirty a day habit.

Kafenes has a smoker - it is awesome! 

I'll get him to give you some advice if you like...?

[Nick]

My sister is coming for dinner. Am making a big stew. SHe asked if she could bring a friend 

Oh dear



 

Oh come on! A big boy like you afraid of a 73 year old gay actor.

  Does your sister think you need a friend?

He once told me that I "seemed like a nice boy"
 

So he's no judge of character then.

[Miss Demeanour]

Ribs, tatoe salad, salad and garlick bread 


Dulce de leche ice cream

[Barman]

Ribs, tatoe salad, salad and garlick bread 


Dulce de leche ice cream

So why is your pikchure easting sweetcorn...?

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Oh yeah...forgot to add corn on the cob to my endless list of things I've eaten today 

[Pastis]

Leftovers ... loads of 'em 

[Barman]

I had a proper meal like...