Dinner tonight

[Barman]

but if you see me at a Pogues concert it will definitely be a pint of Murphys! 

Tsk, tsk... 

[Barman]

but if you see me at a Pogues concert it will definitely be a pint of Murphys! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

Wot are your teeth like...? 

[Just One More]

but if you see me at a Pogues concert it will definitely be a pint of Murphys! 

A pint of Murphy's what?

[Barman]

Stew, dumplings and pickled red cabbage. That shoud warm me up nicely for a few hours out on the motorway

You closing the motorway again...? 

10 nights running, saving the taxpayer (not you Barman) about £85,000. I should get a %-age

 

You'd get strung up here! 

Seriously, they have the most amazing ability to close, strip and re-surface vast sections of the motorway overnight here... it is quite amazing.... 

We do that and more besides

2. Work will include carriageway sweeping, litter picking, gully cleansing, sign cleaning, safety fence repairs, vegetation management, drainage work, street lighting, assessment of the bridges and grass cutting to clear the sightline of the signs and junction. Some resurfacing will also take place to address surface defects and refresh the road markings and lane studs. Various contractors operating within the same traffic management will reduce the need for additional closures and prevent additional delays for road users, as well as carry out the work in as cost-effective a manner as possible.

and by coincidence, some of the guys will be wearing those shoe things from Miss Chee's vagina site when surfacing.... no, I don't mean a site dedicated to Miss Chees va....

Ah.. but after resurfacing about twenty miles of carriageway here they'll open it the next morning and repaint the white lines without closing it again!

[apc2010]

but if you see me at a Pogues concert it will definitely be a pint of Murphys! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

Wot are your teeth like...? 

laughed my head off.....

[Nick]

Well, that didn't go too badly 

My mate the ex-Lodger told me he is on the verge of buying a flat and leaving his Mrs and his The Boy. I think he was serious too!

[Pirate]

See what you've started...Mrs ex-lodger will blame you, of course...Is that the one you 'gave a hob-nob' to...

[Nick]

More village gossip: Charlie "putting the grates back in Britain" Gorman, a local trader in fireplaces, seemingly got home last week to find Mrs Gorman waiting with a pen and three legal documents - divorce papers, new will and agreement to relinquish share in marital home 

I don't think she ever forgave him for running off with that lesbian 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well, that didn't go too badly 

My mate the ex-Lodger told me he is on the verge of buying a flat and leaving his Mrs and his The Boy. I think he was serious too!

Excellent, not about the ex-lodger, about your evening.

[Nick]

I said not TOO badly 

[Barman]

I said not TOO badly 

 

[Snoopy]

I said not TOO badly 

You didn't ask who was trimming the hedge and bush in your absence I trust

[Baldy]

I said not TOO badly 

You didn't ask who was trimming the hedge and bush in your absence I trust

[Darwins Selection]

Well, that didn't go too badly 

My mate the ex-Lodger told me he is on the verge of buying a flat and leaving his Mrs and his The Boy. I think he was serious too!

When is he moving to Nottingham?

[Barman]

Well, that didn't go too badly 

My mate the ex-Lodger told me he is on the verge of buying a flat and leaving his Mrs and his The Boy. I think he was serious too!

When is he moving to Nottingham?