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My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée
QuoteMy friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée Euphemism?
Only the wine waitress One evening a waiter sidled up to me saying "Broccoli, Baby sweetcorn?"... I replied "Yes. And don't call me Baby sweetcorn in front of my friends dear" My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:06:35 PMOnly the wine waitress One evening a waiter sidled up to me saying "Broccoli, Baby sweetcorn?"... I replied "Yes. And don't call me Baby sweetcorn in front of my friends dear" My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée Your friend eh...?
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2010, 05:26:33 PMQuote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:06:35 PMOnly the wine waitress One evening a waiter sidled up to me saying "Broccoli, Baby sweetcorn?"... I replied "Yes. And don't call me Baby sweetcorn in front of my friends dear" My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée Your friend eh...? Just for clarification , two friends of mine joined me for a holiday whilst I was werking, like. He, a Kiwi by birth is an inventor working on theories of perpetual motion, his wife is English but naturalised Ozzie whom I have known since we were students. They live in tropical Queensland, retired, frequently sozzled and try to keep out of the sun
Is dinner served? The gong hasn't rung yet ... Makes way to kitchen trying to remember where the bits are...
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 06:28:07 PMIs dinner served? The gong hasn't rung yet ... Makes way to kitchen trying to remember where the bits are... Sorry ~ clicked on wrong button trying to read the "small print".... Now looks like I edited your post, which I didn't!
Quote from: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 07:55:16 PMQuote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 06:28:07 PMIs dinner served? The gong hasn't rung yet ... Makes way to kitchen trying to remember where the bits are... Sorry ~ clicked on wrong button trying to read the "small print".... Now looks like I edited your post, which I didn't!No apologies necessary Normal service will resume next week