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You converting to scrumpy then
Circumcision
Why?
The apple is not bad but the peach makes a hellovamess as does the fig... plus every fecking wasp on the island moves to our garden and the whole bloody lot ripens on exactly the same day and falls on the floor in a sticky much on the next... plus when the fruit ripens the stores in the village are literally giving the stuff away as they have the same problem...We're keeping the lemon tree my dear Watson...
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2011, 04:06:02 PM The apple is not bad but the peach makes a hellovamess as does the fig... plus every fecking wasp on the island moves to our garden and the whole bloody lot ripens on exactly the same day and falls on the floor in a sticky much on the next... plus when the fruit ripens the stores in the village are literally giving the stuff away as they have the same problem...We're keeping the lemon tree my dear Watson... And of course you certainly don't want a 'sticky much' in your garden.