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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12990 on: March 02, 2011, 09:32:44 AM »
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Considering the number of sperm produced, human testicles (testes) are considerably smaller, as a proportion of body weight, than some other animals, such as chimps. On average, human testes have a volume of 20 - 40ml with a weight of 10 - 15g, which is a few ten thousandths of our body weight.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12991 on: March 02, 2011, 10:30:25 AM »
Anyhooo.....

Pork casserole - no cider but some lovly hot red chillies I got the other day....  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12992 on: March 02, 2011, 10:35:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2011, 10:30:25 AM
Anyhooo.....

Pork casserole - no cider but some lovly hot red chillies I got the other day....  eveilgrin:

Pork ...................oh wait ..no cider.. redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12993 on: March 02, 2011, 10:40:20 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 02, 2011, 09:32:44 AM
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Considering the number of sperm produced, human testicles (testes) are considerably smaller, as a proportion of body weight, than some other animals, such as chimps. On average, human testes have a volume of 20 - 40ml with a weight of 10 - 15g, which is a few ten thousandths of our body weight.

Not worth Miss C hiring a low-loader to get them home then.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12994 on: March 02, 2011, 10:55:46 AM »
Not even a shopping trolley DS. noooo:  VP sweetbread bar snacks I feel a cunning plan coming on. eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12995 on: March 02, 2011, 10:58:30 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
Not even a shopping trolley DS. noooo:  VP sweetbread bar snacks I feel a cunning plan coming on. eveilgrin:

 eeek:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12996 on: March 02, 2011, 11:01:40 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2011, 10:58:30 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
Not even a shopping trolley DS. noooo:  VP sweetbread bar snacks I feel a cunning plan coming on. eveilgrin:

 eeek:

 shocked003

 scared2:

Got to be better than that jar of pickled eggs you have on the bar.

"Best before July 1968"  and priced 3/10d on the lid.  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12997 on: March 02, 2011, 11:06:45 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 11:01:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2011, 10:58:30 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
Not even a shopping trolley DS. noooo:  VP sweetbread bar snacks I feel a cunning plan coming on. eveilgrin:

 eeek:

 shocked003

 scared2:

Got to be better than that jar of pickled eggs you have on the bar.

"Best before July 1968"  and priced 3/10d on the lid.  noooo:

Let's be honest, we were all best before July 1968....  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12998 on: March 02, 2011, 11:12:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 11:01:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2011, 10:58:30 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
Not even a shopping trolley DS. noooo:  VP sweetbread bar snacks I feel a cunning plan coming on. eveilgrin:

 eeek:

 shocked003

 scared2:

Got to be better than that jar of pickled eggs you have on the bar.

"Best before July 1968"  and priced 3/10d on the lid.  noooo:

Let's be honest, we were all best before July 1968....  whistle:

Or even July 1958
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12999 on: March 02, 2011, 11:14:55 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 11:12:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 11:01:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2011, 10:58:30 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
Not even a shopping trolley DS. noooo:  VP sweetbread bar snacks I feel a cunning plan coming on. eveilgrin:

 eeek:

 shocked003

 scared2:

Got to be better than that jar of pickled eggs you have on the bar.

"Best before July 1968"  and priced 3/10d on the lid.  noooo:

Let's be honest, we were all best before July 1968....  whistle:

Or even July 1958

Speak for yourself like....  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13000 on: March 02, 2011, 02:32:27 PM »
LL could make this for you, if only she could get the ingredients  whistle:




It's a testicle pizza
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13001 on: March 02, 2011, 02:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2011, 02:32:27 PM
LL could make this for you, if only she could get the ingredients  whistle:




It's a testicle pizza



She prolly has the ingredients in her hand bag .... 'cept the dough, the tomato, the mushroom and the cheese of course  razz:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13002 on: March 02, 2011, 02:42:45 PM »
 point:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13003 on: March 02, 2011, 03:55:16 PM »
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I've tried goat's... tasty but quite an unpleasant texture....  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13004 on: March 02, 2011, 03:56:56 PM »
What sort of texture?
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