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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13245 on: March 16, 2011, 07:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2011, 05:37:10 PM
You never get any cider. Ever read Lysistrata?  whistle:

Sex starved blokes each with a 'hard on' agree to anything and everything for the chance of a shag?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13246 on: March 16, 2011, 07:24:39 PM »
BM hasn't worked that out yet  noooo: noooo:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13247 on: March 16, 2011, 07:48:55 PM »
Wot???? Shrugs:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13248 on: March 16, 2011, 07:51:38 PM »
LL can explain it to you. Ask her to use little words
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13249 on: March 16, 2011, 07:54:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 16, 2011, 07:12:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2011, 05:37:10 PM
You never get any cider. Ever read Lysistrata?  whistle:

Sex starved blokes each with a 'hard on' agree to anything and everything for the chance of a shag?

Isn't that normality ???
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13250 on: March 16, 2011, 08:07:55 PM »
We defer to your greater experience  angel1
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13251 on: March 17, 2011, 04:28:09 PM »
Some kinda chinese pork stuff on BBQ .................. rubschin:

or take away ............
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13252 on: March 17, 2011, 04:29:58 PM »
Guiness by the looks of these lot here  sick2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13253 on: March 17, 2011, 04:34:47 PM »
Summat yummy from M&S. I have werk to do  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13254 on: March 17, 2011, 04:35:54 PM »
Easting out... a Meze prolly....  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13255 on: March 17, 2011, 04:38:02 PM »
A messy what?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13256 on: March 17, 2011, 04:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 04:38:02 PM
A messy what?

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At least I'll get home....  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13257 on: March 17, 2011, 04:49:44 PM »
They got a man in and we are on our way again  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13258 on: March 17, 2011, 05:06:38 PM »
A delicious burger prolly with an egg atop, new pots 'n' peas  angel1.  Oh, and lashings of béarnaise sauce  redface:  I blame Poirot for that. I was watching him the other night and he happened to drop into the conversation "Ah leetle filet mignon with a béarnaise sauce, per-hapz?"
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13259 on: March 17, 2011, 05:08:27 PM »
Jacket spud 'n' sausages
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