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Offline Nick

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13635 on: April 10, 2011, 08:34:11 PM »
Is it time for my donkey joke?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13636 on: April 10, 2011, 08:53:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
Is it time for my donkey joke?

I don't think so.  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13637 on: April 10, 2011, 11:19:27 PM »
No dinner again...

I've just eaten some cold meats off the daughters bbq...burnt burger, black sausage, unidentifiable kebab, some nice spicy chicken wings (obviously done in the oven) stale bread roll... noooo:

washed down with somerset red cider... cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13638 on: April 11, 2011, 05:30:13 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on April 10, 2011, 11:19:27 PM
No dinner again...

I've just eaten some cold meats off the daughters bbq...burnt burger, black sausage, unidentifiable kebab, some nice spicy chicken wings (obviously done in the oven) stale bread roll... noooo:

washed down with somerset red cider... cloud9:

Shouldn't this be in The All New Favourite Recipe Thread...?  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13639 on: April 11, 2011, 06:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on April 10, 2011, 11:19:27 PM
No dinner again...

I've just eaten some cold meats off the daughters bbq...burnt burger, black sausage, unidentifiable kebab, some nice spicy chicken wings (obviously done in the oven) stale bread roll... noooo:

washed down with somerset red cider... cloud9:

You could have got all that at The Harvester and got a free salad  point:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13640 on: April 11, 2011, 06:58:17 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 11, 2011, 06:07:34 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 10, 2011, 11:19:27 PM
No dinner again...

I've just eaten some cold meats off the daughters bbq...burnt burger, black sausage, unidentifiable kebab, some nice spicy chicken wings (obviously done in the oven) stale bread roll... noooo:

washed down with somerset red cider... cloud9:

You could have got all that at The Harvester and got a free salad  point:

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Cold chicken ball tonight... with chips prolly...
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13641 on: April 11, 2011, 12:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 10, 2011, 08:53:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
Is it time for my donkey joke?

I don't think so.  noooo:

It must be time for my parrot joke then. ;D
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13642 on: April 11, 2011, 12:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 11, 2011, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 10, 2011, 08:53:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
Is it time for my donkey joke?

I don't think so.  noooo:

It must be time for my parrot joke then. ;D

It's not the one about the toothless parrot that succeeds is it?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13643 on: April 11, 2011, 12:39:16 PM »
You have ruined it now  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13644 on: April 11, 2011, 12:48:25 PM »
Oh Dear .... and I'm sure no-one would have heard it before!  tunble:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13645 on: April 11, 2011, 01:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 11, 2011, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 10, 2011, 08:53:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
Is it time for my donkey joke?

I don't think so.  noooo:

It must be time for my parrot joke then. ;D

Go on then.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13646 on: April 11, 2011, 01:19:53 PM »
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer rove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well then, just give me my money back."

"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK then, just unload the donkey."

"What ya gonna do with em."

"I'm gonna raffle him off."

"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't no one complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13647 on: April 11, 2011, 01:50:25 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13648 on: April 11, 2011, 01:59:51 PM »
 tunble:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #13649 on: April 11, 2011, 02:03:40 PM »
It's the only donkey joke I know  Shrugs:
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