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So...4 till midnight, hard shift...I have been looking forward to getting home, glass of (Somerset) cider, some nice crusty bread, mature cheese and pickled onions...I have the bread...I have the onions...THERE'S NO FUCKING CHEESE... I have been looking forward to this all night...I can't believe it...No fucking cheese...my heart slumped, I felt dizzy...felt sick... realised I ate it all the other night and woke up with a cheese hangover the next day...if I'd known I could have bought some more today, no drama...but I didn't know...I am now having flashbacks...I can see mature cheese in my minds eye...tasty cheese...I am hallucinating now... the cheese is calling me...I am drooling...I will no doubt have nightmares tonight...I am now eating crusty bread and butter...nice, but it is not the same...It must be someone's fault...not mine obviously...I will look into it, make a personal injury claim and sue someone...BM prolly and all the mods...there should be cheese...
Sticky, gooey, warm and creamy...another wet dream...
Not watermelon then ?
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 12, 2011, 09:57:17 AMNot watermelon then ? Fer afters...