Dinner tonight

[Pastis]

Venison burger, frites et petit pois   

I wonder how that would come out in McD speak ... Big Tasty Bambi?

[Nick]

Must get to Mr Butcher and get some venison to make some pies

[Snoopy]

Tonite we have cauliflower cheese wiv tater wedges. 

[Snoopy]

Must get to Mr Butcher and get some venison to make some pies

Take a drive round Milton Keynes after midnight. There are fooking hundreds of Muntjac Deer wandering around.
Get one in the headlights and put yer foot to the floor. Enough venison to last you months.

[Nick]

Good plan

What could possibly go wrong?

[Grumpmeister]

If you hit the deer and then drive off with it then it's technically poaching. However, if you have a mate who hits it then you can stop and pick it up. There is a guy in Cornwall who is famous for his love of roadkill.

[Just One More]

Put jam butties on the road as bait

[Nick]

If you hit the deer and then drive off with it then it's technically poaching. However, if you have a mate who hits it then you can stop and pick it up. There is a guy in Cornwall who is famous for his love of roadkill.

Even badgers?

[apc2010]

Homemade fish pie n veg.......................no roadkill in it..........

[Nick]

I wonder what kittens taste like 

[apc2010]

Venison burger, frites et petit pois   

I wonder how that would come out in McD speak ... Big Tasty Bambi?

Oh oh can I do my venison joke .........

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I wonder what kittens taste like 

Chicken prolly.


Any how... left over beef stew and half a loaf of white bread to dunk. 

[Nick]

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Grumpmeister]

If you hit the deer and then drive off with it then it's technically poaching. However, if you have a mate who hits it then you can stop and pick it up. There is a guy in Cornwall who is famous for his love of roadkill.

Even badgers?

Yes, even badgers. He is smart enough to know not to go near one that's been left so long its ready to explode though.