Lunch at the cafe today
Cornish pasty , chips and gravy

Light dinner tonight 
You can't have chips and gravy, you're a Southerner 
Bloody love chips and gravy and chips and curry sauce 
Not keen on cheesy chips though 
Northerner ............ 
"you slag" was near the mark, but you've crossed the line calling Miss D a Northerner 
You are TMR and I claim my fiver ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
