I'm sure out of sympathy we could all pitch in 20p for a new jumper, from santa like.
I have one in the back cupboard from me gran 3 xmases ago......... I need 3.50 for P&P
But will it match his gingeryanuss though?
Has it already got stains on it to save him the trouble too by chance?
Is it all baggy with threads all hanging off the bottom.
Does it already actually look totally disgustorous to match his image?