I cooked LL a traditional Cypriot recipe.... 
μπέικον, κονσερβοποιημένες ντομάτες και φρέσκο λευκό ψωμί
Bacon and tinned tomatoes with white bread - delicious, but hardly trad - still, full points for trying. Are you trying to make up for something?

Have you been naughty again....?