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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25275 on: October 24, 2013, 11:01:53 PM »
Another boozy one for you, did this for friends the other night and it seemed to go down well. 'Testing' the vodka I did kinda turn into Keith Floyd by the end of cooking it though.   redface:

1/4 pound bacon, diced (can also use pancetta or prosciutto)
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
6 cloves garlic, peeled and halved
1 medium onion, diced
1/2 cup vodka Ok the recipe said half a cup but I may have added a coffee mug a teensy bit more  redface:
2 (28-ounce) cans whole tomatoes, with their juice, pureed in a blender
1 teaspoon crushed red pepper
Salt, to taste
1 cup heavy cream or 1-1/2 cups evaporated skim milk (for a leaner version)
2 (16-ounce) boxes penne pasta
24 fresh basil leaves, chopped
1-1/2 cups freshly grated Romano cheese
Preparation:

Place a large pot of cold, salted water over high heat to come to a boil.

In a large saute pan on medium heat, cook and render fat from the bacon. (If you are using pancetta or prosciutto, skip this step and just saute it with the garlic.) Once the bacon is almost crisp, remove it from the pan and set it aside. Do not clean the pan.

Add the olive oil and, when it is hot, return the bacon to the pan along with the garlic. Saute until the garlic turns light golden brown, then add the onion and saute until it becomes translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the vodka and let it reduce by half, then add the tomatoes, red pepper, and salt. Simmer the sauce uncovered for about 30 minutes, stirring occasionally, then add the heavy cream and simmer another 10 minutes.

Once you've aded the cream, put the pasta in the boiling water and cook until al dente according to package directions. Remove the sauce from the heat, add the basil and the cheese, and stir well. Drain the pasta, shock it with a little cold water, and return it to the pot it was cooked in. Pour the sauce over the pasta and mix gently until the pasta is coated completely. Serve immediately.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25276 on: October 25, 2013, 07:35:03 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25277 on: October 25, 2013, 07:42:13 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

 :thumbsup:

Dinner sorted in 1 second

No pans  :thumbsup:

Dessert, take mini-Magnum from freezer, pour more vodka in glass.

Alternate drinking and biting.

Repeat if needed.  Thumbs:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25278 on: October 25, 2013, 07:52:01 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

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There is more to vodka than getting rat arsed missy  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25279 on: October 25, 2013, 07:59:35 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25280 on: October 25, 2013, 08:05:53 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25281 on: October 25, 2013, 08:09:33 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

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Or a melon......... Thumbs:

Not a melon....  noooo:

It takes weeks and tastes disgusterous.....
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25282 on: October 25, 2013, 08:13:01 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

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Dinner sorted in 1 second

No pans  :thumbsup:

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Or a melon......... Thumbs:

Not a melon....  noooo:

It takes weeks and tastes disgusterous.....

And messy......... noooo:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25283 on: October 25, 2013, 08:14:59 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

 :thumbsup:

Dinner sorted in 1 second

No pans  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Or a melon......... Thumbs:

Not a melon....  noooo:

It takes weeks and tastes disgusterous.....

And messy......... noooo:

Indeed... was a waste of voddy and melon....  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25284 on: October 25, 2013, 08:17:08 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

 :thumbsup:

Dinner sorted in 1 second

No pans  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Or a melon......... Thumbs:

Not a melon....  noooo:

It takes weeks and tastes disgusterous.....

And messy......... noooo:

Indeed... was a waste of voddy and melon....  noooo:

And leccy carving knife.......... noooo:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25285 on: October 25, 2013, 08:18:36 AM »
Pour vodka in glass

drink

 :thumbsup:

Dinner sorted in 1 second

No pans  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Or a melon......... Thumbs:

Not a melon....  noooo:

It takes weeks and tastes disgusterous.....

And messy......... noooo:

Indeed... was a waste of voddy and melon....  noooo:

And leccy carving knife.......... noooo:

And LL's 'puter....  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25286 on: October 25, 2013, 01:51:33 PM »
Fighting a pheasant here  :thumbsup:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25287 on: October 25, 2013, 02:04:22 PM »
Fighting a pheasant here  :thumbsup:

Plucking it...... rubschin:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25288 on: October 25, 2013, 03:09:05 PM »
Eating out tonight  cloud9:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #25289 on: October 25, 2013, 03:19:40 PM »
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