Takeaway from the local place that is "Open every day" apart from last Monday of course....
BM: Can I order a takeaway please?
Takeaway Man: Yes of course, what would you like...?
BM: Lamb chops, chips and salid please!
TM: Lamb chops are finished
(bear in mind it only opened 10 mins ago
)
BM: Oh.... then I'll have a whole chicken, chips and salid please (€10
)...
TM: Chicken is finished...
BM: (remembering the cheese shop sketch) What do you have exactly...?
TM: Pork chop.
TM: I'll have pork chop chips and salid please....