Dinner tonight

[apc2010]

Old joke....I am sure Darwin will explain....

[Steve]

Miss I has invited me round for dinner and a recital on her new baby grand piano 

I'd have heard the words "new baby" and run a mile

[apc2010]

Twas pasta..

[Darwins Selection]

Miss I has invited me round for dinner and a recital on her new baby grand piano 

Should recital be in inverted commas...? 

She probably wished for a tiny pianist to go with it.

[Steve]

Miss I has invited me round for dinner and a recital on her new baby grand piano 

Should recital be in inverted commas...? 

She probably wished for a tiny pianist to go with it.

Have I ever told the Mrs K and New Zealand customs officers story?

[Nick]

Mr Thread?

[boogs]

Miss I has invited me round for dinner and a recital on her new baby grand piano 

Should recital be in inverted commas...? 

She probably wished for a tiny pianist to go with it.

Have I ever told the Mrs K and New Zealand customs officers story?

 

[apc2010]

Pasty again......

[Darwins Selection]

Miss I has invited me round for dinner and a recital on her new baby grand piano 

Should recital be in inverted commas...? 

She probably wished for a tiny pianist to go with it.

Have I ever told the Mrs K and New Zealand customs officers story?

 

Not the Australian immigration one?

Bruce: "Mr Steve, do you have a criminal record?"

Steve: "I had no idea it was still an entry requirement"

[Barman]

lamb chops & collapso...

[Nick]

Fish pie and veggies with collapso

[apc2010]

Bacon n egg butty.........   messy..

[Steve]

Miss I has invited me round for dinner and a recital on her new baby grand piano 

Should recital be in inverted commas...? 

She probably wished for a tiny pianist to go with it.

Have I ever told the Mrs K and New Zealand customs officers story?

 

Not the Australian immigration one?

Bruce: "Mr Steve, do you have a criminal record?"

Steve: "I had no idea it was still an entry requirement"

but no

Some years ago we flew Oz to NZ having bought this sculpture on route



So we land around 11pm when all are tired and the customs guys pick up that there's something strange in one of our cases and ask us if there's anything we should declare now

She said "yes I've got a 12 inch metal pianist in there"

Let's just say they heard it different 

[Darwins Selection]

Miss I has invited me round for dinner and a recital on her new baby grand piano 

Should recital be in inverted commas...? 

She probably wished for a tiny pianist to go with it.

Have I ever told the Mrs K and New Zealand customs officers story?

 

Not the Australian immigration one?

Bruce: "Mr Steve, do you have a criminal record?"

Steve: "I had no idea it was still an entry requirement"

but no

Some years ago we flew Oz to NZ having bought this sculpture on route



So we land around 11pm when all are tired and the customs guys pick up that there's something strange in one of our cases and ask us if there's anything we should declare now

She said "yes I've got a 12 inch metal pianist in there"

Let's just say they heard it different 

[Barman]

Might go to the new fish & chip shop in the village...