A tiny tale of Haloumi.........
We are working at a wedding in the mountains, beautiful venue. Apey nips of into the nearest part of civilisation to buy some ciggies........2hours later he returns. I questioned where the fuck he had been (just not as polite), his reply "i met a shepherd"
seems he came across a 200 year old man who makes his own haloumi and made an order. He spent more than we got paid for the wedding and we had to take all the shelves out of the fridge to store it in the mahoosive bucket in which it came. As nice as it was, needless to say it was a 2 year supply and it all went off before we could possibly eat it all and I had to throw it all out.
Not one of Apeys more industrious cheese moments.
