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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35340 on: February 20, 2017, 06:18:37 AM »
Spanish omelette

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35341 on: February 20, 2017, 09:23:45 AM »
Spanish omelette

Are you leaving Mrs. Steve...?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:   no

I guess I must be missing some bleeding obvious insinuation here.  It is my lot
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35342 on: February 20, 2017, 09:29:02 AM »
Spanish omelette

Are you leaving Mrs. Steve...?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:   no

I guess I must be missing some bleeding obvious insinuation here.  It is my lot

 lol: lol: lol:

Don't you remember that advert on the tellybox for eggs...?

Welsh guy is packing his case and obviously leaving his Mrs.

On the way out past the kitchen he notices that she is making a Spanish omelette...

Him: You've never made Spanish omelette before!
Her: You've never left me before!
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35343 on: February 20, 2017, 09:50:20 AM »
Spanish omelette

Are you leaving Mrs. Steve...?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:   no

I guess I must be missing some bleeding obvious insinuation here.  It is my lot

 lol: lol: lol:

Don't you remember that advert on the tellybox for eggs...?

Welsh guy is packing his case and obviously leaving his Mrs.

On the way out past the kitchen he notices that she is making a Spanish omelette...

Him: You've never made Spanish omelette before!
Her: You've never left me before!
Nope

Must have been in my drink to forget years.   If only I could remember when they were
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35344 on: February 20, 2017, 10:57:08 AM »
Spanish omelette

Are you leaving Mrs. Steve...?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:   no

I guess I must be missing some bleeding obvious insinuation here.  It is my lot

 lol: lol: lol:

Don't you remember that advert on the tellybox for eggs...?

Welsh guy is packing his case and obviously leaving his Mrs.

On the way out past the kitchen he notices that she is making a Spanish omelette...

Him: You've never made Spanish omelette before!
Her: You've never left me before!
Nope

Must have been in my drink to forget years.   If only I could remember when they were
1960 to 2017 in my case.  redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35345 on: February 20, 2017, 10:58:33 AM »
You are Keith Richards and I claim my £5
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35346 on: February 20, 2017, 11:00:08 AM »
You are Keith Richards and I claim my £5
What did your mother look like?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35347 on: February 20, 2017, 11:02:12 AM »


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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35348 on: February 20, 2017, 11:04:58 AM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35349 on: February 20, 2017, 11:06:09 AM »
Werks fine here  angel1
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35350 on: February 20, 2017, 11:31:11 AM »
Werks fine here  angel1
and here

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35351 on: February 20, 2017, 11:32:18 AM »


lol:

How much money has he made for Jack Daniels? 
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35352 on: February 20, 2017, 11:34:17 AM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35353 on: February 20, 2017, 11:47:56 AM »
I can see it now... ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35354 on: February 20, 2017, 11:54:25 AM »
I can see it now... ::)
The meths wearing off then?
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