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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36675 on: November 24, 2017, 09:13:29 PM »
Is it time for my vicar joke?

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Had a Big Mac fer lunch...

...got a French stick from Lidl so having sossy rolls laters...  cloud9:

Did you get sauce ......... rubschin:

No, I forgot the bastard brown sauce!  Banghead

Mong........... point:

I know...  redface:

I was in Lidl and I just knew there was something I had forgotten...  noooo:

More booze ......... rubschin:

Trolley was already full of booze - collapso on offer at €2.19...  cloud9:

I got a trolley full of collapso, two packs of that cheap (€4.19) aftershave and six eggs...  €102:60 redface:

I have no idea what I am going to do with six eggs... Shrugs:

Food ........ eeek:  Gayer....... noooo:

That isn't fair Apey, the elderly and infirm can't live on alcohol alone...  nonono:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36676 on: November 25, 2017, 06:06:40 PM »
Fish and chips  redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36677 on: November 25, 2017, 06:15:39 PM »
Fish and chips  redface:

a day late ......... rubschin:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36678 on: November 25, 2017, 08:00:57 PM »
Free buffet at the gig like man....  :thumbsup:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36679 on: November 25, 2017, 08:35:26 PM »
Free buffet at the gig like man....  :thumbsup:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36680 on: November 25, 2017, 08:36:00 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36681 on: November 25, 2017, 08:39:43 PM »
Free buffet at the gig like man....  :thumbsup:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36682 on: November 25, 2017, 08:43:24 PM »
Cheese and bics (fed face at lunchtime)
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36683 on: November 25, 2017, 08:45:23 PM »
Free buffet at the gig like man....  :thumbsup:

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Carrier bags next...?

I was wondering if it was an ear piercing or tattoo next...  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36684 on: November 25, 2017, 08:47:52 PM »
Free buffet at the gig like man....  :thumbsup:

Welcome to my world .... Thumbs:   Carrier bags next .... Thumbs:

Carrier bags next...?

I was wondering if it was an ear piercing or tattoo next...  rubschin:

Did you get free booze ........ rubschin: 

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36685 on: November 25, 2017, 08:53:09 PM »
Free buffet at the gig like man....  :thumbsup:

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Carrier bags next...?

I was wondering if it was an ear piercing or tattoo next...  rubschin:

Did you get free booze ........ rubschin:

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And that was the bizarre thing - I had two diet Pepsis and had to go to the bog three times... noooo:

But I can pour beer down my throat all night and go once...? Shrugs:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36686 on: November 25, 2017, 08:53:58 PM »
Old man's problems  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36687 on: November 25, 2017, 08:56:33 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36688 on: November 25, 2017, 08:57:52 PM »
Get yerself to the quack and demand Willycam  :thumbsup:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #36689 on: November 25, 2017, 08:58:47 PM »
Get yerself to the quack and demand Willycam  :thumbsup:

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