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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #150 on: July 13, 2008, 09:17:13 AM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #151 on: July 13, 2008, 09:26:19 AM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #152 on: July 13, 2008, 04:42:39 PM »
Roast Pork etc
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #153 on: July 13, 2008, 05:05:43 PM »
What part of a pig is its etc? rubschin:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #154 on: July 13, 2008, 05:10:04 PM »
In this case the etc was meant to save me typing apple sauce, roast potatoes and veg however the kitchen staff have just informed me that they have failed to prepare apple sauce and will cranberry sauce from a jar be OK. I have signalled my acceptance reluctantly and told them that any further mistakes of this sort will be dealt with severely.

That said any animals genitalia were referred to by my Grandmother as "The Etcs"
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #155 on: July 13, 2008, 05:18:14 PM »
You could always put on a blindfold on and sample the Dans le Noir experience  ;)

I always baulked at the mention of the Parson's Nose  sick2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #156 on: July 13, 2008, 07:30:07 PM »
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I may try that on my lot. I could feed them all kinds of crap  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #157 on: July 14, 2008, 10:34:38 AM »
Pork chops and salad...
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #158 on: July 14, 2008, 10:36:56 AM »
No goat then?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #159 on: July 14, 2008, 10:37:38 AM »
No goat then?
No... pork like I said...   whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #160 on: July 14, 2008, 10:38:24 AM »
But you have access to goats. You could do PYO
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #161 on: July 14, 2008, 10:45:50 AM »
But you have access to goats. You could do PYO
But we are having pork... LL already has it out of the freezer...  ::)

We have access to dogs and cats too but it is pork I tell you...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #162 on: July 14, 2008, 10:58:27 AM »
But in the future you could harvest goats.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #163 on: July 14, 2008, 11:05:46 AM »
But in the future you could harvest goats.
Hundreds of them walk past my garden gate almost every day but I'm not sure i could invite one in for dinner...  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #164 on: July 14, 2008, 11:09:44 AM »
So nobody would miss one if it ended up in your freezer then
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