Dinner tonight

[Pastis]

Both votes for Spag Bol and you opt for Shepherds Pie 

[Darwins Selection]

Both votes for Spag Bol and you opt for Shepherds Pie 

Mary, Mary, quite contrary. . . . 

[Nick]

They ate it 

[Pastis]

Fvck, fvck and triple fvck 

I have completely fvcked up dinner. It's a complete inedible mess; haven't done that in years 

Sanjiv's coming round with a take away 

[Nick]

Whither the leftovers?

What was it meant to be?

[Just One More]

A colleague brought in a few bags of plums from his garden, very more-ish and rerminded me of how I have got use to the tasteles crap from the supermnarkert fruit shelves. A little later on we'll be having plum crumble with vanilla ice cream 

[Darwins Selection]

A colleague brought in a few bags of plums from his garden, very more-ish and rerminded me of how I have got use to the tasteles crap from the supermnarkert fruit shelves. A little later on we'll be having plum crumble with vanilla ice cream 

I rather like plums but unfortunately my digestive system can't distinguish them from prunes or figs. 

[Barman]

A colleague brought in a few bags of plums from his garden, very more-ish and rerminded me of how I have got use to the tasteles crap from the supermnarkert fruit shelves. A little later on we'll be having plum crumble with vanilla ice cream 

I bet you couldn't wait to get his plums in your mouth...?












 

[Pastis]

Whither the leftovers?

What was it meant to be?

A fish thing which, upon defrosting shed loads of water >>> shallow fry catastrophe, green beans over cooked etc 

[Nick]

Gorra cat?

[Pastis]

Nope.

 

Although, there's a neighbour...

[Nick]

Do you mean your neighbour has a cat, or..........?

[Pastis]

neighbour has a cat,

 

[Darwins Selection]

Gorra cat?

Bad idea.

They are even more stringy than the green beans.

[Pastis]