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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #930 on: October 05, 2008, 03:02:20 PM »
Not presently. It's becuase she is leaving at 4.30.Men are only allowed to visit her after she has left.

No, I don't get it either.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #931 on: October 05, 2008, 03:05:07 PM »
Weird  noooo:



Anyway Roast Chicken Tonight.




I may send the bones to Wenchy Towers ~ for soup like
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #932 on: October 05, 2008, 03:05:35 PM »
Itmight be in case she suddenly gets her kit off
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #933 on: October 05, 2008, 07:03:29 PM »
Inddor BBQ was jolly good (coff, coff). GUest of Honour has been sectioned  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #934 on: October 05, 2008, 07:06:49 PM »
Inddor BBQ was jolly good (coff, coff). GUest of Honour has been sectioned  noooo:
Poor you... can we come and visit...?  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #935 on: October 05, 2008, 07:09:28 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #936 on: October 05, 2008, 07:12:10 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #937 on: October 05, 2008, 07:51:52 PM »
http://atkinsfarms.com/store/media/cake-8inch.jpg

It’s a file with a cake in it   whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #938 on: October 05, 2008, 07:55:16 PM »
Isn't that the wrong way round hound?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #939 on: October 05, 2008, 08:10:45 PM »
THAT was the joke ~ carefully spaced out so that the slow witted would understand it.


You see I sent you a link to a file with a cake in it............. ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #940 on: October 05, 2008, 08:11:18 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #941 on: October 05, 2008, 08:15:07 PM »
THAT was the joke ~ carefully spaced out so that the slow witted would understand it.


You see I sent you a link to a file with a cake in it............. ::)

Very witty. Jolly good.


















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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #942 on: October 06, 2008, 11:05:54 AM »
We have been invited out for a curry  cloud9:

All I have to do is to abseil to my car  evil:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #943 on: October 06, 2008, 11:13:15 AM »
Steak and salad... no chips...  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #944 on: October 06, 2008, 11:13:43 AM »
Caught fire, did it?

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