Dinner tonight

[Grumpmeister]

No, you will recall that The Boy set the fire extinguisher off in my car 

Were you driving towards a microwave? 

[Nick]

No,up the high street

[Barman]

No,up the high street

Was the microwave in the car tho...? 

[Nick]

Of course not 

[Barman]

Of course not 

Why did The Boy try and put it out then...? 

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

Pork loin with orange and clove marinade, cous cous and broad beans.

[Nick]

Leftovers again  With The Boy away the fridge is full of stuff, like

Just checked the fridge.How does sausage, prawn and courgette surprise sound?

[Nick]

Pork loin with orange and clove marinade, cous cous and broad beans.

Pig Bottom?

[Snoopy]

Leftovers again  With The Boy away the fridge is full of stuff, like

Just checked the fridge.How does sausage, prawn and courgette surprise sound?

Pukester to be honest

[Nick]

I might try to conceal the prawns, cunningly, like

[Snoopy]

What other small, pink, wrinkled things have you tried to hide from Mrs Nick? Do you have experience in this?

[Nick]

Of what are you burbling?

[Snoopy]

Prawns

[Nick]

I am hiding them amongst the sausages, of course. Turn the lights out and she will never know