Hang on will have a look... no fog 
dry 3 degrees 
That's all good cos Im off to work when Ive dried my hair but Im 10 minutes behind schedule cos I was here buying pouring tea. 
Prolly dribbling or runny nose overnight 
Green hair! 
A young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered A & E. It was quickly determined that she had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubes had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn"
