What's the weather doing where you are?

[Barman]

I loaded a feckin plane bound for Edinburgh and just as we finished, they cancelled the flight due to worsening weather up in Jockland. So we had to bleddy unload it all!

You think that's bad ...I lost my satellite signal for Sky 

[Snoopy]

I loaded a feckin plane bound for Edinburgh and just as we finished, they cancelled the flight due to worsening weather up in Jockland. So we had to bleddy unload it all!

That happened to me TMR ~ Just loaded  and fitted all the kit for a Royal Flight to Canada when the aircraft went "sick" so had to heave it all off and put it on the spare, then the spare went "sick" and we had to bring up a third and repeat the performance.
Fitting out a Royal Transport included removal of all seats, beds (Queen and DoE have individual beds and studies, special seats and carpets as well as enough luggage for a Royal Trip that involves some 5 changes of clothing/uniforms per day for them and their attendant ladies in waiting, equerries, secretaries etc)

[Miss Demeanour]

I loaded a feckin plane bound for Edinburgh and just as we finished, they cancelled the flight due to worsening weather up in Jockland. So we had to bleddy unload it all!

That happened to me TMR ~ Just loaded  and fitted all the kit for a Royal Flight to Canada when the aircraft went "sick" so had to heave it all off and put it on the spare, then the spare went "sick" and we had to bring up a third and repeat the performance.
Fitting out a Royal Transport included removal of all seats, beds (Queen and DoE have individual beds and studies, special seats and carpets as well as enough luggage for a Royal Trip that involves some 5 changes of clothing/uniforms per day for them and their attendant ladies in waiting, equerries, secretaries etc)

You think that' s bad my Sky signal is still only intermittent 

[Barman]

I loaded a feckin plane bound for Edinburgh and just as we finished, they cancelled the flight due to worsening weather up in Jockland. So we had to bleddy unload it all!

That happened to me TMR ~ Just loaded  and fitted all the kit for a Royal Flight to Canada when the aircraft went "sick" so had to heave it all off and put it on the spare, then the spare went "sick" and we had to bring up a third and repeat the performance.
Fitting out a Royal Transport included removal of all seats, beds (Queen and DoE have individual beds and studies, special seats and carpets as well as enough luggage for a Royal Trip that involves some 5 changes of clothing/uniforms per day for them and their attendant ladies in waiting, equerries, secretaries etc)

You think that' s bad my Sky signal is still only intermittent 

[Barman]

Cold but bright.... shooting weather.... 

[Snoopy]

Who do you have in mind? 

[Barman]

Who do you have in mind? 

 

I'm off... all loaded up with 125 x 24g - 7½.....

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Cold grey wet and bleddy windy.

[Barman]

Been a beautiful day today... clouding over now tho - more rain tonight prolly....

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh dear what a pity, never mind.

It's still cold grey wet and bleddy windy here.

[Barman]

Oh dear what a pity, never mind.

It's still cold grey wet and bleddy windy here.

Do you want my brolly?

[Pastis]

2011 was a three brolly year; i.e. 2 gefvcked but the 3rd holds good    .  2012 ? ...   

[Nick]

I don't believe in brollies. They could take yer eye out.

[Pastis]

I want one of these next 

Self-defense Unbreakable Umbrella from Real-Self-Defense.com

[Just One More]

I have been woken umpteen times through the night by strong winds (not food related)