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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2115 on: February 24, 2009, 01:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2009, 01:38:32 PM
Have a pill!

Can't I have a glass of wine instead? I read somewhere not long ago that HRT was composed of horse urine eeek: sick2: Having said that I have had wine that tastes of horse urine!

Am currently trying to compose a letter to my lawyer and even my fingers seem to be stttutterrring.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2116 on: February 24, 2009, 01:48:17 PM »
Ultimately most things are made of wee of one sort or another. It's the penalty of living on a planet that has been a closed system for 4000000000 years
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2117 on: February 24, 2009, 01:48:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 24, 2009, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2009, 01:38:32 PM
Have a pill!

Can't I have a glass of wine instead? I read somewhere not long ago that HRT was composed of horse urine eeek: sick2: Having said that I have had wine that tastes of horse urine!

Am currently trying to compose a letter to my lawyer and even my fingers seem to be stttutterrring.

You've been drinking the house "white" again haven't you.  ::)

Letters to Lawyers should always start with the words

"HOW MUCH? ~ You Robbing bastard!"

And end
"Yours in Penury"
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2118 on: February 24, 2009, 01:49:46 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2119 on: February 24, 2009, 01:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 24, 2009, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2009, 01:38:32 PM
Have a pill!

Can't I have a glass of wine instead? I read somewhere not long ago that HRT was composed of horse urine eeek: sick2: Having said that I have had wine that tastes of horse urine!

Am currently trying to compose a letter to my lawyer and even my fingers seem to be stttutterrring.
Lawyers also consist mostly of horse urine and will also take it from you without hesitation.  evil:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2120 on: February 24, 2009, 03:27:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 24, 2009, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 24, 2009, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2009, 01:38:32 PM
Have a pill!

Can't I have a glass of wine instead? I read somewhere not long ago that HRT was composed of horse urine eeek: sick2: Having said that I have had wine that tastes of horse urine!

Am currently trying to compose a letter to my lawyer and even my fingers seem to be stttutterrring.

You've been drinking the house "white" again haven't you.  ::)  Yes, but it wasn't my house honest. redface:

Letters to Lawyers should always start with the words

"HOW MUCH? ~ You Robbing bastard!"

And end
"Yours in Penury"

Oh believe me it does, my current address is

1 Penury Close
Hants
SO41 5QT
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2121 on: February 24, 2009, 03:35:20 PM »
Hands up who put that postcode into Google Maps?  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2122 on: February 24, 2009, 03:38:26 PM »
Quote from: TG on February 24, 2009, 03:35:20 PM
Hands up who put that postcode into Google Maps?  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2123 on: February 24, 2009, 03:39:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2009, 03:38:26 PM
Quote from: TG on February 24, 2009, 03:35:20 PM
Hands up who put that postcode into Google Maps?  whistle:
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You did didn't you?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2124 on: February 24, 2009, 03:42:21 PM »
I didn't put it into google maps.  ::)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2125 on: February 24, 2009, 03:45:08 PM »
Nor did I.


























Thats a big fvkcing pond!



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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2126 on: February 24, 2009, 03:47:50 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2127 on: February 24, 2009, 07:57:37 PM »
Why should I? I am an ex postman from that area so know where it is anyway.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2128 on: February 24, 2009, 08:52:03 PM »
I was thinking about it redface:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2129 on: February 25, 2009, 08:15:12 AM »
Anyhoo...

Scorchio here.... Just walked the dog* and had to take my coat off as it was too warm...












* Not a euphemism  noooo:
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