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Drink plenty of beer - it is scientifically proven to protect you during raging thudnerstorms. Do it now!
You'll be fine Baldy, but perhaps another bottle of collapso to be on the safe side?
Good job Nick doesn't live over there - drinking less than 4 pints AND being ginger means he's a prime target for zapperisation by lightning. Still...
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on October 10, 2012, 03:33:07 PMGood job Nick doesn't live over there - drinking less than 4 pints AND being ginger means he's a prime target for zapperisation by lightning. Still...We could stand him in a field with a copper wire attached to the power station.What could possibly go wrong?