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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #450 on: August 15, 2008, 08:19:51 AM »
I was sweating like a stuck pig
::) ::)

"Squealing like a stuck pig" or "sweating like a pig".

Amalgamating metaphors is just not on you know.
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Do stuck pigs magically stop sweating then...?  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #451 on: August 15, 2008, 08:30:01 AM »
Pissong down in Surrey.

Fortunately I managed to get the bike home before it did.

Unfortunately, it failed the MOT. Bum.

Could have got one of these.

http://www.visordown.com/articles/view/suzuki_launch_gsxr_kiddimoto/5302.html

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #452 on: August 15, 2008, 08:59:36 AM »
I was sweating like a stuck pig
::) ::)

"Squealing like a stuck pig" or "sweating like a pig".

Amalgamating metaphors is just not on you know.
 noooo:

"A watched pot never calls a kettle black"
Do stuck pigs magically stop sweating then...?  rubschin:

Yes because a stuck pig is usually dead.

Pig sticking was a popular method of hunting wild pigs during the "colonial days" when Lancers would ride after the wild boar and attempt to spear them with their lances. My grandfather was apparently, by his own record, quite adept at this sport. A modern derivation of this skill can be seen when the Lancers show off at the Royal Tattoo and pick up rope quoites with their lances whilst at full gallop.

This model shows the method quite dramatically
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #453 on: August 15, 2008, 09:08:38 AM »


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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #454 on: August 15, 2008, 09:10:51 AM »
I was sweating like a stuck pig
::) ::)

"Squealing like a stuck pig" or "sweating like a pig".

Amalgamating metaphors is just not on you know.
 noooo:

"A watched pot never calls a kettle black"
Do stuck pigs magically stop sweating then...?  rubschin:
Depends where you stick them. .
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #455 on: August 18, 2008, 08:18:35 AM »
The sun is shining, quite a bit of blue sky, a few clouds, quite a breeze blowing, and showers are forecast. What are the odds that it'll piss down at lunch-time
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #456 on: August 18, 2008, 08:56:02 AM »
'Twas a bit pissy coming into work this morning, but it has brightened up now. Only temporary though, I fear.

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #457 on: August 18, 2008, 09:37:49 AM »
Started sunny and bright but now overcast and threatening rain.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #458 on: August 19, 2008, 01:28:38 PM »
Weather Forecasters are spot on today. Grey, overcast, windy and wet ~ a thoroughly unseasonal day. I wonder what happened to the long, hot, harvest days of my childhood. I didn't imagine them, photos exist to prove that the August days really were sunny with bees buzzing in the hedgerows, farmers harvesting corn and small boys playing in the streams to keep cool.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #459 on: August 19, 2008, 01:38:17 PM »
Weather Forecasters are spot on today. Grey, overcast, windy and wet ~ a thoroughly unseasonal day. I wonder what happened to the long, hot, harvest days of my childhood. I didn't imagine them, photos exist to prove that the August days really were sunny with bees buzzing in the hedgerows, farmers harvesting corn and small boys playing in the streams to keep cool.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #460 on: August 19, 2008, 01:42:26 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #461 on: August 19, 2008, 02:04:15 PM »
I think Cyprus must have got most of it free when they joined the EU - I'm still sweating like a stuck pig here...  whistle:

It was so hot this morning when I took the dog for a walk at 9am I had to carry the poor thing halfway home...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #462 on: August 19, 2008, 02:17:30 PM »
Surprisingly sunny. It became very overcast at lunchime, but that seems to have passed. The clouds are racing by, though, so doubtless monsoon soon.

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #463 on: August 19, 2008, 02:39:13 PM »
I'm still sweating like a stuck pig here...  whistle:
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I thought you would be as happy as a sweating pig stuck in sh1te?  ::)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #464 on: August 19, 2008, 03:04:42 PM »
I'm still sweating like a stuck pig here...  whistle:
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I thought you would be as happy as a sweating pig stuck in sh1te?  ::)
Noooo... I'm as happy as Lawrence...  whistle:
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