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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4575 on: July 30, 2009, 12:19:56 PM »
Hang on a minute, surely the barb on the end is to make sure the harpoon stays in as the fish attempts a speedy escape?

I can't see the slug reacting in the same manner frankly  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4576 on: July 30, 2009, 12:22:27 PM »
I see you have thought about this. A pin is quite adequate, perhaps with some salt on it  eveilgrin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4577 on: July 30, 2009, 12:35:05 PM »
Gale force winds and lashing rain now, it's like autumn here.  There is a squirrel on the bird table eating my nuts evil:



















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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4578 on: July 30, 2009, 01:50:22 PM »
Hang on a minute, surely the barb on the end is to make sure the harpoon stays in as the fish attempts a speedy escape?

I can't see the slug reacting in the same manner frankly  rubschin:

Well, it is obviously a somewhat longer and slower sport...  ::)

If you don't attach a barb and 'fight' them what is the point?  Shrugs:

You may as well just smash them with a cricket bat...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4579 on: July 30, 2009, 02:20:01 PM »
Alternatively you could film them making their getaway into the undergrowth and then play it back at speed x8  rubschin:

That would be convincing, surely... specially if the pin and cotton were still attached
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4580 on: July 30, 2009, 02:22:52 PM »
This could yet make it into the Olympics. It's been a long time since they had anything gladiatorial

And you wouldn't need action replays either  happy088
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4581 on: July 30, 2009, 02:25:46 PM »
Alternatively you could film them making their getaway into the undergrowth and then play it back at speed x8  rubschin:

That would be convincing, surely... specially if the pin and cotton were still attached
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4582 on: July 30, 2009, 02:26:43 PM »
This reminds me that as a small boy I did some pretty horrid things with a magnifying glass  eveilgrin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4583 on: July 30, 2009, 04:14:15 PM »
This reminds me that as a small boy I did some pretty horrid things with a magnifying glass  eveilgrin:

Woodlice were good fun to burn. redface:

Prototype snail harpoon is now ready for trials.


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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4584 on: July 30, 2009, 04:17:46 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4585 on: July 30, 2009, 04:20:02 PM »
This reminds me that as a small boy I did some pretty horrid things with a magnifying glass  eveilgrin:

Woodlice were good fun to burn. redface:

Prototype snail harpoon is now ready for trials.



doh: The barbs go the wrong way....

... and the 'rope' is too thick...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4586 on: July 30, 2009, 04:21:23 PM »
I was just going to say that!  angry041:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4587 on: July 30, 2009, 04:23:54 PM »
I was just going to say that!  angry041:
You snooze, you lose!  point:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4588 on: July 30, 2009, 04:26:49 PM »
Bah!  evil:   Barely 2 mins between the posts  whistle:

Anyhoo, MissC will have to come up with prototype #2   lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4589 on: July 30, 2009, 04:28:58 PM »



 lol: lol:  Err Doctor I have this friend....


I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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